SteveStrummerUK
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Yorkshire Pizza...
Bring bring.... bring bring....bring bring....
"Hello, Dominoes Pizza"
"Alreet lad, I'd like to order a pizza"
"Certainly sir, what can we do for you?"
"Do you deliver?"
"Yes"
"Reet, I'll tek a liver and pineapple tha knows"
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/08 18:32:44
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Doesn't work mate, on a technicality. In Yorkshire 'do' is still pronounced 'do', or even more like 'dow'. It's only when you get to the north east and Scotland it's pronounced 'dee' and 'dae'.
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/09 04:30:51
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Peter Kay did that gag (in a different form) a few years back. He's from Lancashire though.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/09 05:40:21
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It just goes to show.... ... I can still fail abysmally with a proper keyboard 
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/09 05:55:13
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On the plus side, looking at the view count you have clearly taken unfunny to whole new level. Never in the field of human comedy has a joke been so routinely ignored by so many.
Makes me feel a whole lot better that far, far fewer people ignored mine (which I still maintain is funny btw, whatever the lack of response)
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/10 05:52:12
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Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/10 06:06:19
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jamesg1213
Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...
I've broken the internet...... ........... again
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 15:43:54
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jamesg1213
Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...
The FSF already proves that view count bears absolutely no relation to post quality.
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 15:52:31
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Can someone translate the joke into American English so the rest of us can follow along? 
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 16:10:38
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craigb
Can someone translate the joke into American English so the rest of us can follow along?
Ok......... Bring bring.... bring bring....bring bring.... "Howdy, Dominoes Pizza" "Can I get an absolutely massive pizza because I'm not fat enough yet" "Certainly sir, how big do you want it ?" "Do you deliver?" "Yes" "As big as the big apple. And for extra toppings I'd like another massive pizza...." "......oh and also a bucketful of ice with a small amount of coca-cola in it" "And another pizza." "With fries" "and syrup"
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 16:15:11
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craigb
Can someone translate the joke into American English so the rest of us can follow along?
Certainly. Ahem. ''Can I order a pizza please?'' ''Certainly'' ''...and I'm like, 'ooh!', and he's like, 'wow!', and I'm like 'dude!', and he's like, 'cool!', and I'm like, 'so?', and he's like, 'well?', and I'm like, 'fine', and he's like, 'great!', and I'm like 'Duh!', and he's like, 'what?', and I'm like, 'no?', and he's like 'yes?', and I'm like 'bye!', and he's like, 'oh..'' HTH.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 16:21:14
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A man arrives home from work and finds his wife stressed because the kids had been running wild all day. She asks if he would take them out for a pizza. He told the kids to go into the garage. He followed them. A few moments later the wife hears two loud bangs. The guy comes back into the house and asks, "Where's my pizza?" ....ta - daaaa........ Mebeez I should have opened with that one instead
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 16:21:24
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paulo
jamesg1213
Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...
The FSF already proves that view count bears absolutely no relation to post quality.
Well that's a given, but even the FSF only has 50 views to the post, whereas Steve's thread has 1336 (and rising) views per post...who's reading this thing?
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 16:28:53
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People from Yorkshire looking for pizza?
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 17:00:44
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I'm thinking of setting up an online auction site just for Yorkshire people....
I'm going to call it eBaygum.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 17:03:59
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Pfft...
I'm never going to use Pizza Hut again.
I ordered a "Thin Crusty Supreme" and they sent round Diana Ross.
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 17:15:56
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Rolfl since I am too bigto stand up
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bapu
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 17:24:13
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jamesg1213
paulo
jamesg1213
Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...
The FSF already proves that view count bears absolutely no relation to post quality.
Well that's a given, but even the FSF only has 50 views to the post, whereas Steve's thread has 1336 (and rising) views per post...who's reading this thing?
I believe it was Steve and his oiPad skillz that got the view count so high. He was bored on holiday.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 18:23:23
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I think we have to face facts people... I am obviously the most popular person in here. And I don't need 38,902.82936735 pages of sh1te to establish such  If only somebody had a witty "Look At Me" image I could post.
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 18:30:59
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SteveStrummerUK
I think we have to face facts people...
I am obviously the most popular person in here.
And I don't need 38,902.82936735 pages of sh1te to establish such
If only somebody had a witty "Look At Me" image I could post.
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Re: Yorkshire Pizza...
2014/08/11 20:28:22
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A man's walking down the street in Yorkshire with a pizza.
"Whatcha got dere?" a guy standing by a post asks.
"I got a pizza for me wife!" he says.
"Nice trade!" the guy replies.
(Is that better? Sorry if the accents are wrong, I usually only put meat on my pizzas.)
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