Ironic Vanity

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rbecker
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2014/10/18 21:15:54 (permalink)

Ironic Vanity

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I just installed a new vanity in our bathroom. I took the drawers  out to install the knobs, and for the life of me could not get the last drawer to insert straight and line up correctly when I went to re-insert it into the vanity. All the others went easy, but I removed and replaced this one about five times, with no luck. Thinking something must be wrong with the slide mechanism, I flipped the drawer over and found a heavy note card taped over the slide, preventing the drawer from closing. I removed it, turned it over and read:
 
"We at XYZ furniture company would like to hear from you how we can improve our products. Please contact us at..."
 
I haven't laughed that hard in years!

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    Kalle Rantaaho
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    Re: Ironic Vanity 2014/10/19 04:57:46 (permalink)
    That's a good one :o)
    (And I also learned a new word. I scrathed my head for a while to understand what kind of a piece of furniture is vanity, and then I had to check from the dictionary. I didn't know you can install it, I thought it comes  as a channel strip with a wife).

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    Re: Ironic Vanity 2014/10/19 08:36:39 (permalink)


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    Re: Ironic Vanity 2014/10/19 15:17:11 (permalink)
    :)

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