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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/29 10:06:23
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UbiquitousBubba
You see? This is what happens when we outsource all the music production jobs to monkeys. No, not to The Monkees. We already tried that.
I admit that this trend probably started when we outsourced all of the record label jobs to weasels. In our defense, the weasels seemed like a step up at the time. The good news is we have replaced our legal team with crocodiles, so we're confident we'll resolve this present crisis promptly. Some may recognize our new Chief Legal Officer, "Smiley" Johnson, from his brief stint as Principal of the Prey Elementary School, where he outsourced all of the teaching jobs to dingoes.
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/29 10:21:58
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Ah. I see you've met Shirley, one of our paralegals. She has a troll doll collection on her desk next to the bowl of hard candy. She's known for having a sense of humor, which is strange since she doesn't have one at all. People are always saying to her, "Shirley, you jest!"
She hates that.
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/29 13:09:24
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sharke
How about we record a Coffee House song in patchwork quilt fashion, contributing one bar each? And then pay some poor unsuspecting sap to master it 
I think thats their SOP up to now
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/29 13:23:44
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bayoubill
We could start a Tea Party band ? No that's political
You can call it Tea & Crumpets. Or was that Tea & Strumpets?
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/29 19:21:20
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Does that mean the name is now available without legal repercussions?
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/29 20:31:50
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Is not that what the Almond Brothers used instead of a drummer. An repercussionists?
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/29 21:32:20
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Guitarhacker
Does that mean the name is now available without legal repercussions?
Byer Beware.
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/30 04:10:55
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/30 08:24:34
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craigb
What a rip!
you shouldn't do that here. it doesn't smell nice.
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/30 10:04:20
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I think I heard a crocodile chocking on a weasel.
And you know this means we will hear a rash of solo albums from the former CHB members prior to their reunion and subsequent tour. So don't hold your breath too long on a reunion. I think it might be more like 4 weeks before X-mass so they can take advantage of the Holiday rush.
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/30 11:36:05
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So, the question that remains is who will publish the retrospective box set--Time-Warner? Rhino? K-Tell? Will Jose Canseco and Honey Boo-Boo be hosting the late-night infomercial?
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/30 11:37:20
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I hear tell Honey Boo-Boo has had a revelation.
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/30 11:40:30
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bapu
I hear tell Honey Boo-Boo has had a revelation.
Yeah. She's out of a job since her mom started dating a pedophile.
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/30 11:44:39
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☄ Helpfulby Old55 2014/10/30 13:44:50
Maybe her job just changed in scope...
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Re: The CHB - RIP
2014/10/31 01:49:23
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