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2014/12/20 21:29:36 (permalink)

My Latest Apothecary

Gave me a$$burn instead of aspirin.
 
I did not read the box.
 
It thought it said Re-Lax.
 
It said Ex-Lax.
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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/20 21:36:14 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jbow 2014/12/27 14:29:39
Pffffst! That's nothing!
 I met this girl and her friend. They were hanging out around the Wal-Mart parking lot. When I was putting my groceries away they asked me for a ride to McDonald's.They were very convincing and very hot! Once in my car this one took her clothes off and started climbing all over me,while she keeped me busy, the other one took my wallet. I've had mine taken on the 7th,8th, 10th and twice yesterday.Probably two more times tomorrow. Wal-Mart has wallets for $2.99,but I found some at the dollar store for .99¢ so I bought all they had. These two harlets not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've already lost 11lbs. I keep a lookout for them ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 the best times)

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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/20 21:36:22 (permalink)
Just say "no" to drugs.  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/20 21:58:12 (permalink)
I Am not Shure I know what apothecary means.

 


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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/21 08:39:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Rain 2014/12/21 17:03:03


 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/21 11:42:02 (permalink)
Castrate Thy Maypole.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 That's all I've got.
 
 

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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/21 17:14:13 (permalink)
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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/21 19:11:45 (permalink)
Who do you think invented Rock & Roll?! Or at least made it what it is today.
 
Come to think of it. Rock & Roll is bad too.
 
Just Say NO to Hippies, Drugs AND Rock & Roll!
 
While you're at it, just say NO! to everything and you'll be safe. I do. No one can touch me. You can say all the words you want but they don't bother me cause you don't know where I am. You don't even know if I'm really real. You're just imagining the whole thing. So why are you still reading this drivel? ...and  why am I still writing it?
 
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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/21 23:08:32 (permalink)
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Good to know!

 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/27 14:37:27 (permalink)
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Just say "no" to drugs.  


 
um... I forgot what I was going to say. I do feel better though, at least I think I thought I did do.

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Re: My Latest Apothecary 2014/12/27 15:00:19 (permalink)
IMO... It is the height of arrogance for anyone to tell anyone else that everything that grows on this planet does not belong to everyone who lives on this planet. It is an obvious natural right. However, since I do not like jail, I try to comply with the arrogant and evil overseers like a good sheeple. When I was younger I didn't. The "war of drugs" really bothers me. I have a real problem with it. The "war on drugs" harms a LOT more people than drugs ever did or ever could. I could go on, but I wont. Except to say, I believe in LIBERTY. I'll take the consequences of my decisions but let me make them for myself. The slogan should have been, "Just Say No To Freedom". IMO.
I was once an amateur apothecary. Long ago and far away.
 
It comes down to this. There isn't much I really want to do but telling me I can't makes me think I might want to do it. I resent being told what I can and cannot do and as long as what I might want to do does not affect what someone else wants to do, then I should be left alone and so should everyone else.
 
As far as my real doctor, we have come to an understanding. At my last checkup I told him there are some drugs I am not going to take anymore that pharmaceutical companies have absolutely no interest in me being well, their only interest lies in me being ill so that they can sell me something to treat my symptoms. So, I'm changing my diet and losing some of the "Good meds", I already feel better, my BP is down and I've lost weight. I was surprised when he agreed with me.
 
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