bayoubill
 
 
Steve -  I Am so glad you cleared that up for me cuz I just couldn't figure out how that tree got a shirt on

That's my 'lucky' polo shirt Bill
 
Whilst sporting that particularly debonair blue-stripey little number, I have never fallen out an aircraft at 40,000 feet, I've never been rear-ended by a mildly irked bull while mounting a stile, I've never been whisked away by an errant tornado and deposited in a strange land populated by one-eyed Lithuanian dwarves all called Nigel, I've never accidentally shot off my left testicle with a blunt crossbow bolt while reciting the Mongolian national anthem in French, and I've certainly never had cause to flee a stampeding herd of spontaneously combusting Transylvanian aardvarks whilst illegally camping in the Dalai Lama's second favourite outside lavatory.
 
So, all in all, I'd say that was a pretty lucky shirt.