My homeopathic medicine business has gone bankrupt

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2015/01/07 17:36:16 (permalink)

My homeopathic medicine business has gone bankrupt

I was so depressed about it this morning I thought about taking an underdose. 
 
But then I had some good news - my bonsai tree business is doing so well, we're finally in a position to move into smaller premises. 

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    Garry Stubbs
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    Re: My homeopathic medicine business has gone bankrupt 2015/01/07 18:57:45 (permalink)
    Did you go to the bank for a loan to keep the business going? I can imagine how the conversation went.
     
    'I need $25,000 to keep the business alive'
     
    Bank Manager - 'I can offer you 2 cents, that should be enough surely?'


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    Re: My homeopathic medicine business has gone bankrupt 2015/01/07 20:04:33 (permalink)
     
    I was in a band in the 90's called 'Homeopathy'....
     
     
    We were a bit like Placebo, but not as good. 

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    Re: My homeopathic medicine business has gone bankrupt 2015/01/07 20:33:01 (permalink)
    My favorite homeopathic joke goes like this: .


    All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to. 

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    Re: My homeopathic medicine business has gone bankrupt 2015/01/08 02:40:10 (permalink)
    Don't ask, don't tell (homeopathic jokes).

     
    Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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    Re: My homeopathic medicine business has gone bankrupt 2015/01/08 19:22:40 (permalink)
     
    Almost forgot, here's (The Amazing) James Randi 'overdosing' on homeopathic sleeping pills:
     


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