Bummer Apology

I apologize for commenting that I failed to comment yesterday when you apologized for commenting. I would like to say that I will endeavor to comment in a more timely manner on future apologies, but I don't think that's going to happen. It's not that I don't want to comment. Instead, it is due to the fact that I am unlikely to change my behavior as long as I have the option of offering a weakly apology. I apologize in advance for this failure to change my apology-based behavior. I would like to comment that I don't mean that I apologize in the sense that I am intending to change the underlying mindset, choices, and behavior that resulted in my failure to comment on apologies within a socially acceptable timeframe. Instead, I mean that I am offering a weakly apology without any real substance or implied promise to remediate my behavior.
 
In that sense, I suppose that I haven't really apologized at all. I would apologize for that, but instead, I think I'll just say, "No comment." 
 
(Kind of, but not really) Sorry about that.