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2015/02/25 15:22:01 (permalink)

I've got a great new business idea

Let's buy a banana peeling machine
Pack and seal the bananas.
And sell them in the super market. 
 


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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/25 16:32:13 (permalink)


 
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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/25 17:43:08 (permalink)
 
 
How ridiculous.
 
Whatever next, pre-dunked McVities Digestives

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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/25 22:47:26 (permalink)
I like the banana idea ... I've just recently invested in this start-up.
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/farts-jar-kickstarter-company-sells-global-flatulence-article-1.2128446
 
 

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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/25 23:49:07 (permalink)
Or how about this - package pepper into small packets of 10-12 grains. It's so much more fun having to open seven of the buggers to pepper your egg salad sandwich than just opening one. 
 
Seriously though, people are truly dumb, which is why there is a market for pre-peeled bananas on plastic trays. 

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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/26 08:46:58 (permalink)
Now how to get the banana into an edible form?
The next crucial item is the banana slicer:
 

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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/26 08:55:59 (permalink)
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No how to get the banana into an edible form?
The next crucial item is the banana slicer:
 





Perfect!  Heck, I can't think of any other way to eat a banana, can you???! 

 
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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/26 10:39:47 (permalink)
I once bought an ear dryer because it was on sale at Duane Reade. Yes that's right, an ear dryer.
 

 
 

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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/26 11:33:52 (permalink)
sharke
I once bought an ear dryer because it was on sale at Duane Reade. Yes that's right, an ear dryer.
 

 
 




Shouldn't you have bought two, or do you just have one ear? 

 
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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/26 11:50:30 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2015/02/26 11:55:25
That was the Van Gogh special. 
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Re: I've got a great new business idea 2015/02/26 11:55:11 (permalink)
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That was the Van Gogh special. 



 
 
 

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