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2015/03/11 18:53:25 (permalink)

My Teacher Said...

"Never start a sentence with 'and' or 'but'!"
 
 
I replied...
 
"But we all do.  And that's a fact!"
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    bayoubill
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    Re: My Teacher Said... 2015/03/11 19:46:03 (permalink)
    And I'll add it can't be helped! But she may be right.

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    Re: My Teacher Said... 2015/03/11 20:10:56 (permalink)
    My teacher once asked me to use "archaic" in a sentence. I said "we can't have archaic and eat it." 

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    Re: My Teacher Said... 2015/03/11 20:19:50 (permalink)
    I used to wear a tie-dyed teacher when I was younger...

     
    Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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    Re: My Teacher Said... 2015/03/11 21:07:24 (permalink)
    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
     
    A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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    Re: My Teacher Said... 2015/03/13 11:59:27 (permalink)
    sharke
    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
     
    A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."


     I like that! As my better half has languages as a profession, and I'm just interested in them in a modest way, jokes like that make me feel smart. "Hey, I understood that!" :o)

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