Not happy with UPS in the slightest

Eagerly awaiting my Komplete 10 Ultimate upgrade for over 2 weeks, figured it would take some time like it normally does. So eventually I started getting worried and tracked the package. Turns out UPS had made 3 unsuccessful attempts at delivering it and then returned to sender. Did they bother leaving a single delivery notice so I could make arrangements to pick it up from the depot? Nope. Not a single notification, even when it was due to be returned. How freaking hard would it have been for this guy to do his job and leave a note? I expect this crap from the USPS but not UPS which has always been good in my experience....

The UPS driver was probably caught up in his NY minute and didn't bother to leave a note.

The award for the most annoying deliveryman has to go to USPS however, when he put a post office collection notice in my mailbox for a package that was less than half of the size of the mailbox. And not only that, but the collection notice specified the wrong post office so I hauled ass all the way across town for nothing. 

If it wasn't Ultimate that you ordered, you could've downloaded it........all 91GB's.  
 
 
 

sharke is the Only Living Boy In New York............
 
 
wait for it...............
 
 
 
..............here it comes 
 
 
 
 
 
Without K10U
 

I've no complaints with UPS in the UK, they are the only people I trust when sending something valuable.
..I realise this isn't helping ^^

I generally find UPS and FedEx to be head and shoulders above the post office, which in my experience stinks like nothing else. I don't know about outside of New York but USPS employees here are generally very rude and unhelpful and I don't think I've ever had a trip to the post office without almost losing the plot. The people behind the counter are some of the most surly and unhelpful employees outside of the DMV. I get strong "nobody can fire me so I'm just going to sit here and expend the minimum required energy for my paycheck" vibes from them. All of the branches are a complete shambles, which is apparent if you ever have to pick up a package. They take your delivery card and disappear for sometimes 5, 10 minutes. Not only do they shuffle around at snail's pace with an "I ain't getting paid enough for this s***" attitude but the place is so disorganized they can't find anything. Which is why the line at the package delivery counter is usually about 15 people deep and you're faced with a 30-45 minute wait. As you can imagine, getting to the front of that line only to be told that your package is actually out on the road and they don't know why you were told to collect it here, can pretty much send you over the edge. 
 
I contrast this to picking up a package at the UPS depot, in which there's generally a wait of 2-3 minutes to be seen, then a dynamic, friendly UPS employee disappears for about 20 seconds and comes back with your package before you've even had time to whip your phone out to check the Cakewalk forums. Which is why I was so surprised to have them screw up so badly on this occasion. 

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 IF I want actual bills delivered to me I have to pay those sending them for the privilege. We call it "pay to pay".

Sounds like a scheme by TheBouy Ltd.