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2015/06/26 20:32:08 (permalink)

The size of this cow....

Udderly ridiculous. 
 


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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/26 21:26:28 (permalink)
Can he shoot buckets?

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/26 23:29:28 (permalink)
I don't know, but I like the little Space Invader motif on the side of him. 
 


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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/27 03:38:20 (permalink)
Mmm...  Beef!

 
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/27 09:54:25 (permalink)
Andre The Giant of the cow world.

Broken pencils are pointless.

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/27 15:26:36 (permalink)
Hmmm. Picture of a Munchkin leading a bull.

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/27 21:46:08 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2015/07/01 08:55:11
That's kinda harsh. I like women that wear glasses. She has a nice smile. Shure she's a little overweight but I think those hips are sexy. Gotta love her blonde hair and her "udders" as you call them are at least as good as any other woman I've seen!

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/27 22:40:48 (permalink)
Hamburgers for all!!!

 
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/28 04:18:45 (permalink)
She's fifty foot away in the background and its a trick rope.

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/28 12:27:27 (permalink)
Hi,
 
I'm thinking that Atom Heart Mother needs a facelift!

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/30 03:57:55 (permalink)
Wow. I had to google for "big cows" to get references, because that picture seemed impossible. But yes, there really are such giants.

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/30 04:22:07 (permalink)
michaelhanson
Can he shoot buckets?

I don`t think the dangly bit on it`s stomach is an udder either
Ampfixer was on to it as well
just being pedantic....
post edited by webbs hill studio - 2015/06/30 04:37:52
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/06/30 09:03:49 (permalink)
The size of this cow....

...is exaggerated with photoshop. 

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/01 04:53:25 (permalink)
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The size of this cow....

...is exaggerated with photoshop. 




Not necessarily. Google for "big cows".  The woman stands a couple of feet further than the beast, and is propably quite small. If the cow is about 6 feet tall, that does it. There are plenty of cows that tall in the world.

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/01 08:39:01 (permalink)
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The size of this cow....

...is exaggerated with photoshop. 




Not necessarily. Google for "big cows".  The woman stands a couple of feet further than the beast, and is propably quite small. If the cow is about 6 feet tall, that does it. There are plenty of cows that tall in the world.


This particular picture is.  the lines around the cow against the grass are too clearly drawn, no shadowing.

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/01 18:54:21 (permalink)
it may be a cow with it`s udder removed and the scrotum is hidden but I`m still sure it`s not a cow. 
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/01 19:00:44 (permalink)
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it may be a cow with it`s udder removed and the scrotum is hidden but I`m still sure it`s not a cow. 




And those hips are pretty big for a cow too.
(Or were you referring to the animal on the left?)

 
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/01 20:44:40 (permalink)
I seem to have sparked some cow-ntroversy here (how dairy!) so I feel it only right to provide a little background. The cow's name is Blosom and she's officially recognized by the Guinness Book Of Records for being the world's tallest cow. At least she was up until last month when she died of a leg injury (a very moo-ving story, right?)
 


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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/01 23:45:13 (permalink)
well qualified Sharke-the video proves it`s a cow
looks can be deceiving...........
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/02 01:04:56 (permalink)
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I seem to have sparked some cow-ntroversy here (how dairy!) so I feel it only right to provide a little background. The cow's name is Blosom and she's officially recognized by the Guinness Book Of Records for being the world's tallest cow. At least she was up until last month when she died of a leg injury (a very moo-ving story, right?)
 





It's all PhotoShopped!  

 
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/02 09:13:51 (permalink)
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I seem to have sparked some cow-ntroversy here (how dairy!) so I feel it only right to provide a little background. The cow's name is Blosom and she's officially recognized by the Guinness Book Of Records for being the world's tallest cow. At least she was up until last month when she died of a leg injury (a very moo-ving story, right?)
 

It's all PhotoShopped!  




It would take at least a Brahma Bull to get to that one! A real bull, as we used to say in Spain! On stilts, too I bet!
 

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/02 10:25:52 (permalink)
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I don't know, but I like the little Space Invader motif on the side of him. 
 



Looks like a dancing poop.
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/02 11:47:08 (permalink)
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I don't know, but I like the little Space Invader motif on the side of him. 
 



Looks like a dancing poop.




Does poop dance often where you live Beep? 
 


 
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/02 12:47:41 (permalink)
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I don't know, but I like the little Space Invader motif on the side of him. 
 



Looks like a dancing poop.




Does poop dance often where you live Beep? 
 




Only if I forget to flush a #2 then return later and get creative with a #1.
 
It's kind of like a scatological game of Space Invaders... but I guess perhaps more of a Missile Command type scenario... upside down.
 
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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/02 12:50:26 (permalink)
Hey ya gotta have something to aim for...

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Re: The size of this cow.... 2015/07/02 13:16:09 (permalink)
It used to be cigarrette butts however after doing building maintenance for years and learning the basics of plumbing tossing ciggie butts (or paper towels or anything other that smooshy liquified stuff) is strictly verboten in the Beepster household.
 
I'll still make those buggers dance if I encounter them elsewhere though.
 
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