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what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
A sock can take five toes. I thought I'd post some of my "better" pics taken with my DSLR, seeing as I can't match Rob's smart phone pics...   
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 14:49:41
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Nice pics Andy....very clear considering they're in motion. (of course flaunting your private car collection isn't nice for those of us trying to get a car with good gas mileage) 
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 15:05:25
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Yeah... I only use those on Sunday... The trick is to pan while keeping the car in frame while using a shutter speed slow enough to blur the wheel motion. So the car is in focus but the wheels ain't 
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 15:18:24
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Rob's phone does better puns too.  
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 15:27:40
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 15:34:29
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Although I may do "that" in FRONT of a camera I certainly wouldn't do "that" INTO a camera?
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 15:48:14
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Beeps must not be recordin' today. 
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 16:01:31
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Laundry, dishes, tax chicannery and various other meatworld annoyances that have fallen to the wayside due to other recording.
I do however have a project currently opened that pontificates what folks do when they no longer need to defile socks (but perhaps the cameras remain nervous of their fate).
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 16:27:51
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Perhaps I should explain the, erm... joke It's based on a particular UK dialect so I doubt if many would understand it. So, the joke goes, what is the difference between a sock and a camera, a sock takes five toes, whereas a camera only takes photos. In this dialect, "toes" and "tos" (from the end of photos) sound similar. Also, "four" and "pho" also sound similar. Hence, four toes, for photos.
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 16:58:11
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synkrotron
[font="'helvetica neue', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 26px; line-height: 1.8"]what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
Insecure guys don't shove cameras into their pants? 
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/20 17:00:21
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/21 09:05:06
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synkrotron
Perhaps I should explain the, erm... joke
It's based on a particular UK dialect so I doubt if many would understand it.
So, the joke goes,
what is the difference between a sock and a camera,
a sock takes five toes, whereas a camera only takes photos.
In this dialect, "toes" and "tos" (from the end of photos) sound similar. Also, "four" and "pho" also sound similar.
Hence, four toes, for photos.
I'm passing this 'joke' to my 8 yr. old........I'm sure she'll get a kick out of the toe joke.
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/21 09:26:13
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Mesh
I'm passing this 'joke' to my 8 yr. old........I'm sure she'll get a kick out of the toe joke.
Aye, Mesh, but you have to say it in a northern english dialect...
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/21 09:33:00
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Mesh
I'm passing this 'joke' to my 8 yr. old........I'm sure she'll get a kick out of the toe joke.
Aye, Mesh, but you have to say it in a northern english dialect...
Blimey!! I only know cockney. 
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/21 09:40:52
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Mesh
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Mesh
I'm passing this 'joke' to my 8 yr. old........I'm sure she'll get a kick out of the toe joke.
Aye, Mesh, but you have to say it in a northern english dialect...
Blimey!!
I only know cockney.
(Just talk slower.  )
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/21 09:42:32
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craigb
(Just talk slower.)
like wot i duz...
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/21 11:31:38
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As I wandered the island that is Britain from souf to norf and back again I encountered many colorful accents. Some more challenging to understand than others. I even managed to understand the Scots in Glasgow and Edinburgh. The ONLY place where I simply could not understand a bleeding word anyone was saying was in Newcastle. Geordies... what up with that?
/did not pass through Wales
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/21 22:25:24
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Ha, Andy! That's similar to one of my old favorite jokes from the late 90's. Q: What is Fe Fi Fo, Fe Fo Fi Fo? A: Mike Tyson's phone number LOL!!! Anyway, really great pictures, Andy, cool shots! Bob
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Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera?
2015/07/21 23:42:22
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Beepster
/did not pass through Wales
Well, in Wales they do, indeed, talk a completely different language ( which is also spoken in some parts of South America). Bob Oister
Q: What is Fe Fi Fo, Fe Fo Fi Fo?
A: Mike Tyson's phone number
LOL  cheers Bob I'm glad you spotted the pictures...
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