No Voice

Ok, folks. Let's try to have a little sensitivity here. Please, let's not have any talk of palm muting or jokes about Billi Vanilli. That's not right. While it's true that he is now one of the top 10 Country Vocalists of 2015, pointing that out is just rude. Have a little human decency. He's got feelings, you know. At least, he might have some. They may be kept in a jar next to the pork 'n' beans, but they're around here somewhere. Ok, whoever set the TV on the Mime Channel, you need to sit right down and think about what you've done. Yes, I'm sure he'd be a great mime, but that's not the point. Really? You're going to teach your dog to speak right here and now? Do you have any humanity left? No, I don't think that getting Bill a parrot would be nice. On the other hand, it would probably be the least annoying parrot you've ever heard. Still, I think the talking bird idea is probably out. We might come back to it later, though. 
 
We may have digressed a bit. No, don't call Bill to ask about the parrot. How is he going to answer the phone? Now, had you thought of that? What do you mean, "that's what the bird is for?" It ain't trained yet. 
 
Bill, we apologize. This is deplorable. We have behaved like children, and I don't mean the good ones you admit to having when someone asks if they're yours. I hope you can forgive us.
 
Now that we have that out of the way, if you don't want me to go ahead and finish off your becan, just speak up.