A lot of folks may or may not know this , Chuck Norris tried one time to steal Beagles bacon …
It certainly didn't turn out as he planned .
Chuck Norris took a Major A$$ Whooping during his first and only attempt at stealing Beagles bacon…
Testimony from an eyewitness account of the incident that took place over at Beagles kitchen stated that Chuck Norris was rather lucky to have gotten out of there alive . They also said that a lesser man would have probably died or been injured for life .
Anyway , I honestly don't know what Chuck Norris was thinking .
Here is some of the actual footage of what eventually happened to Chuck .
Here's Chuck practicing how to steal bacon from a lesser opponent than Beagle
Notice the over confidence …he didn't even put his dukes up and he let his beard to all the fighting .
that was his first mistake ,
Chuck Norris actually thought that Beagle was just gonna roll over and fork over the bacon after he had that easy victory over one of Beagles closest friends ….
Boy was Chuck wrong on that Idea
You got to be ready to face a slow and painful death if you think you can just go over to Beagles house and steal his bacon .
What we have here is a few before and after shots of Chuck Norris's failed attempt at trying to steal Beagles bacon .
Here's Chuck on his way to Beagles house
this is what Chuck Norris looked like after he got hit a few times in the face with Beagles frying pan
Once he finally got out alive , this is what he looked like when he got home .
Lets face it folks , even The Mighty Chuck Norris ain't stupid enough to try and steal Beagles bacon twice ….
One good thing eventually came out of this story once a little time had passed and Chucks pride healed …
Every once in a while Chuck likes to tell some of the Chuck Norris jokes he has heard over the years by substituting Beagles name in place of his …..
Kenny
post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2015/08/31 17:20:26