drewfx1
Max Output Level: -9.5 dBFS
- Total Posts : 6585
- Joined: 2008/08/04 16:19:11
- Status: offline
I broke time this morning.
Actually it was the clock in the bathroom next to the closet. One minute I'm opening the closet door next to the clock and the next thing I hear a crash with glass everywhere. I'm blaming Daylight Saving Time. Other possibilities include suicide, an ill fated escape attempt or me disturbing it's morning levitation exercises and tragically breaking it's trance. There's another theory that "Drew is clumsy", but I'm discounting that one for now. Anyway things are all (more) askew today as I was forced to operate a vacuum cleaner before having coffee this morning, which is surely a fate which should be wished on no one. And I'm not sure what I might have inadvertently vacuumed up, but I'm pretty sure some of my vintage dust and hair collection is gone now.
post edited by drewfx1 - 2015/12/03 13:51:41
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
|
jamesg1213
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 21760
- Joined: 2006/04/18 14:42:48
- Location: SW Scotland
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 13:57:27
(permalink)
☄ Helpfulby drewfx1 2015/12/03 14:46:20
I sold my vacuum cleaner.
Well, it was just collecting dust.
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
|
Mesh
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 27360
- Joined: 2009/11/27 14:08:08
- Location: Online right here!
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 14:13:14
(permalink)
drewfx1
Actually it was the clock in the bathroom next to the closet. One minute I'm opening the closet door next to the clock and the next thing I hear a crash with glass everywhere.
I'm blaming Daylight Saving Time.
Other possibilities include suicide, an ill fated escape attempt or me disturbing it's morning levitation exercises and tragically breaking it's trance. There's another theory that "Drew is clumsy", but I'm discounting that one for now.
Anyway things are all (more) askew today as I was forced to operate a vacuum cleaner before having coffee this morning, which is surely a fate which should be wished on no one. And I'm not sure what I might have inadvertently vacuumed up, but I'm pretty sure some of my vintage dust and hair collection is gone now.
Are you sure there wasn't a Climate Change when this occurred? 
Platinum Gaming DAW: AsRock Z77 Overclock FormulaI7 3770k @ 4.5GHz : 16GB RAM G.Skill Ripjaws X 250GB OS SSD : 3TB HDD : 1TB Sample HDDWin 10 Pro x 64 : NH-D14 CPU Cooler HIS IceQ 2GB HD 7870Focusrite Scarlett 2i4The_Forum_Monkeys
|
bapu
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 86000
- Joined: 2006/11/25 21:23:28
- Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 14:32:51
(permalink)
jamesg1213
I sold my vacuum cleaner.
Well, it was just collecting dust.
Straummy, how'd you get my mayte Jaymes' password?
|
drewfx1
Max Output Level: -9.5 dBFS
- Total Posts : 6585
- Joined: 2008/08/04 16:19:11
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 14:37:29
(permalink)
MeshAre you sure there wasn't a Climate Change when this occurred?
I don't know much of anything other than "bad things happened before coffee". 
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
|
bapu
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 86000
- Joined: 2006/11/25 21:23:28
- Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 14:42:55
(permalink)
broke time
7/8 becomes 6.897987897986/7.56767787966554?
|
jamesg1213
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 21760
- Joined: 2006/04/18 14:42:48
- Location: SW Scotland
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 14:50:42
(permalink)
☄ Helpfulby bapu 2015/12/03 15:04:38
bapu
jamesg1213
I sold my vacuum cleaner.
Well, it was just collecting dust.
Straummy, how'd you get my mayte Jaymes' password?
That was one of Tim Vine's. I believe it won 'Best Joke' award at the Edinburgh Fringe a couple of years ago.
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
|
drewfx1
Max Output Level: -9.5 dBFS
- Total Posts : 6585
- Joined: 2008/08/04 16:19:11
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 14:53:25
(permalink)
bapu
broke time
7/8 becomes 6.897987897986/7.56767787966554?
I dunno. I'd have to ask my metro gnome about that one.
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
|
bapu
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 86000
- Joined: 2006/11/25 21:23:28
- Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 14:58:31
(permalink)
drewfx1
bapu
broke time
7/8 becomes 6.897987897986/7.56767787966554?
I dunno. I'd have to ask my metrosexual gnome about that one.
fyxed
|
jamesg1213
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 21760
- Joined: 2006/04/18 14:42:48
- Location: SW Scotland
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 15:04:06
(permalink)
☄ Helpfulby bapu 2015/12/03 15:19:05
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
|
drewfx1
Max Output Level: -9.5 dBFS
- Total Posts : 6585
- Joined: 2008/08/04 16:19:11
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 15:07:56
(permalink)
I'm pretty sure there are no metrosexuals at my house... 
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
|
bapu
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 86000
- Joined: 2006/11/25 21:23:28
- Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 15:08:38
(permalink)
drewfx1
I'm pretty sure there are no metrosexuals at my house...
Ever witness a female gnome?
|
Mesh
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 27360
- Joined: 2009/11/27 14:08:08
- Location: Online right here!
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 15:26:46
(permalink)
bapu
drewfx1
I'm pretty sure there are no metrosexuals at my house...
Ever witness a female gnome?
Bapu, ewe got a gnome in your home we don't know about?
Platinum Gaming DAW: AsRock Z77 Overclock FormulaI7 3770k @ 4.5GHz : 16GB RAM G.Skill Ripjaws X 250GB OS SSD : 3TB HDD : 1TB Sample HDDWin 10 Pro x 64 : NH-D14 CPU Cooler HIS IceQ 2GB HD 7870Focusrite Scarlett 2i4The_Forum_Monkeys
|
drewfx1
Max Output Level: -9.5 dBFS
- Total Posts : 6585
- Joined: 2008/08/04 16:19:11
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/03 15:47:07
(permalink)
bapu
drewfx1
I'm pretty sure there are no metrosexuals at my house...
Ever witness a female gnome?
The lovely female here is much too tall and way, way, way too sweet to be a gnome. And if there was another female, I'm pretty sure I'd remember apologizing to her.
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
|
craigb
Max Output Level: 0 dBFS
- Total Posts : 41704
- Joined: 2009/01/28 23:13:04
- Location: The Pacific Northwestshire
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/04 05:15:38
(permalink)
☄ Helpfulby drewfx1 2015/12/04 13:02:34
drewfx1
Actually it was the clock in the bathroom next to the closet. One minute I'm opening the closet door next to the clock and the next thing I hear a crash with glass everywhere.
I'm blaming Daylight Saving Time.
Other possibilities include suicide, an ill fated escape attempt or me disturbing it's morning levitation exercises and tragically breaking it's trance. There's another theory that "Drew is clumsy", but I'm discounting that one for now.
Anyway things are all (more) askew today as I was forced to operate a vacuum cleaner before having coffee this morning, which is surely a fate which should be wished on no one. And I'm not sure what I might have inadvertently vacuumed up, but I'm pretty sure some of my vintage dust and hair collection is gone now.
Maybe it was just its time? 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
|
Moshkito
Max Output Level: -37.5 dBFS
- Total Posts : 3765
- Joined: 2015/01/26 13:29:07
- Status: offline
Re: I broke time this morning.
2015/12/04 09:45:21
(permalink)
☄ Helpfulby drewfx1 2015/12/04 13:02:31
drewfx1
... And I'm not sure what I might have inadvertently vacuumed up, but I'm pretty sure some of my vintage dust and hair collection is gone now.
Well, if you don't see your teeth in there ... that's a good thing I would imagine.
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
|