Bowie and Rickman are still alive! (Not really)
Here's the proof:
Turns out, they're part of a secret Satanist cabal (the Freemasons) and faked their deaths because they wanted to retire from the public eye. Oh, so you need proof? Well, how about this: the World Trade Center came down 33 years after it was built, THE SAME AGE JESUS WAS WHEN HE DIED! To quote the narrator: "How obvious can it be?"

All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to.
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