I posted once in the Light Bulb Forum: How do I change my light bulb?

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2016/01/21 18:40:55 (permalink)

I posted once in the Light Bulb Forum: How do I change my light bulb?

 
How do I change my light bulb?
Forum answers:
  • You don't need light. There is nothing to see.
  • Candles are far more easy to change than light bulbs.
  • Amateur! You should train your eyes to see in the dark!
  • You must have mistreated your light bulb. I always warn people about that!
  • I prefer sunshine myself.
  • I had this problem myself: You don't need to change the light bulb, just turn the switch on.
  • Pay your bills, dude!
  • I advise you to buy the newest lamp.
  • Without any specs we cannot help you!
 
 

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    craigb
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    Re: I posted once in the Light Bulb Forum: How do I change my light bulb? 2016/01/21 20:10:26 (permalink)
    Why do you need to change the light bulb?  Did it soil itself? 

     
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    Glyn Barnes
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    Re: I posted once in the Light Bulb Forum: How do I change my light bulb? 2016/01/22 04:04:17 (permalink)

    Without any specs we cannot help you!
     
     
    Oh you may mock, but we need to know, screw or bayonet? 😊
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    Re: I posted once in the Light Bulb Forum: How do I change my light bulb? 2016/01/22 08:19:16 (permalink)
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    How do I change my light bulb?
    Forum answers:
    • You don't need light. There is nothing to see.
    • Candles are far more easy to change than light bulbs.
    • Amateur! You should train your eyes to see in the dark!
    • You must have mistreated your light bulb. I always warn people about that!
    • I prefer sunshine myself.
    • I had this problem myself: You don't need to change the light bulb, just turn the switch on.
    • Pay your bills, dude!
    • I advise you to buy the newest lamp.
    • Without any specs we cannot help you!
     
     




    Zonno.  You need diversity and inclusion training.  the light bulb doesn't need to change, you just need to accept it as it is.  

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    Re: I posted once in the Light Bulb Forum: How do I change my light bulb? 2016/01/22 08:43:29 (permalink)
    First of all the light bulb really has to want to change.
     
    How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but how do you get them in the light bulb?
    How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb? One, he hold the light bulb and the whole room revolves around him.
    Why does it take so many weight lifters does it take to change a light bulb? You need one to change the light bulb and the rest to stand there saying "looking huge".
     
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    Re: I posted once in the Light Bulb Forum: How do I change my light bulb? 2016/01/22 09:22:58 (permalink)
    bluzdog
    First of all the light bulb really has to want to change.
     
    How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but how do you get them in the light bulb?
    How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb? One, he hold the light bulb and the whole room revolves around him.
    Why does it take so many weight lifters does it take to change a light bulb? You need one to change the light bulb and the rest to stand there saying "looking huge".
     
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