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2016/01/31 17:14:51 (permalink)

How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows



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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 17:45:20 (permalink)
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 19:20:27 (permalink)
 
I don't get it.

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 19:26:07 (permalink)
SteveStrummerUK
 
I don't get it.


Don't put him near a window.
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 19:31:32 (permalink)
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SteveStrummerUK
 
I don't get it.


Don't put him near a window.




I get that bit mate...
 
I don't understand what "How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows" means?
 
It might help if it was written in English

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 19:32:32 (permalink)
 
Even the drivel in the FSF makes more sense than that

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 19:40:55 (permalink)
 
"Hey shopkeeper... have you got one of those Marshall HiWatt AC30 amplificator thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster guitar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"

"You're a drummer aren't you sir?"

"Yeah, how did you know?"

"This is a ladies hairdressers."
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ta... da......
 

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 19:49:56 (permalink)
SteveStrummerUK
 
Even the drivel in the FSF makes more sense than that

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 20:25:55 (permalink)
I guess the drummers only logical showmanship choice was that he had to fall out the window at the end of the song .
The Upright Bass Player had stole the show out from under him with all the moves and postures he was doing throughout the song  
 
 
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 21:37:55 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Kamikaze 2016/01/31 23:46:55
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SteveStrummerUK
 
I don't get it.


Don't put him near a window.




I get that bit mate...
 
I don't understand what "How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows" means?
 
It might help if it was written in English




It's quite simple really. If you don't not want your drummer to avoid falling out of windows, do not not do what they didn't do to prevent it. 

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/01/31 23:44:27 (permalink)
I lurves me some double negative talk.
 
"do not not do what they didn't do"
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/01 00:14:49 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2016/02/01 01:47:34
Don't pick on the drummer!
 
(He prolly wasn't used to a window without bars on it.)

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/01 00:33:52 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/01 09:43:04
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I lurves me some double negative talk.
 
"do not not do what they didn't do"




To be fair that's a triple negative. 

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/01 01:11:34 (permalink)
ROFL!!!!  Funniest part is seeing him kick up that floor tom David Beckham style.   He may have walked away unscathed but I wonder if his floor tom was damaged!
 
This is why I never try to do any flashy crap like that on stage.  Especially in small clubs like that.  I played on a stage that was the shape of a trapezoid and I was stuck back in the corner, and barely got to fit a little be-bop kit back in there, and had a harder time getting myself back there, and yes it was right by the window!

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/01 09:30:49 (permalink)
A change from spontainous combustion.

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/01 09:35:22 (permalink)
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I lurves me some double negative talk.
 
"do not not do what they didn't do"




To be fair that's a triple negative. 


Just to be pedantic. 
 
The first "negative" is a goal (we don't want the drummer to fall out a window) but followed by a double negative which instructs us to actually do what we saw in the video.
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/01 09:47:01 (permalink)
Drummer rolls?

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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/01 10:12:09 (permalink)
All this negativity around here!
 
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/01 10:12:10 (permalink)
All this negativity around here!
 
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/02 09:44:07 (permalink)
Hi,
 
Negativity? ... not to mention bad Robert Wyatt jokes!

Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/03 08:46:05 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/03 09:51:13
I'm thinking that at the end of the song, he reviewed his performance, decided it did not meet his expectations, and realized that the best possible solution would be to throw himself through a window. 
 
I admire his commitment to excellence. 
 
It's also a great way to tell the rest of the band, "I not undoes the not standing undown the what hey not why, no?"
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/03 13:33:34 (permalink)
Sometimes the answer is just sitting there right in front of you and you miss it! 

 
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/05 11:29:52 (permalink)
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Sometimes the answer is just sitting there right in front of you and you miss it! 




Or smell it, as was suggested in another comment?

Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/06 01:33:35 (permalink)
He looked drunk as a skunk and should not have stood up.
 
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Re: How not to prevent your drummer fall out of windows 2016/02/06 14:18:33 (permalink)
Query:
 
If a drummer falls out a window, but nobody hears him swear when he hit the pavement on the other side, did he really make a noise, other than the floor tom flying off-stage?

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