I bought a time machine next Tuesday

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2016/02/06 19:05:29 (permalink)

I bought a time machine next Tuesday

They certainly don't make them like they're going to any more....
 


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    drewfx1
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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/06 19:16:03 (permalink)
    I bought a time share machine.
     
    I get to use it for a week this coming September to go back in time for a week to either last September or this coming March!

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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/07 07:26:22 (permalink)

    I got mine as a kit.

     
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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/07 10:04:13 (permalink)
    Mine quit working 3 days after the warranty expired.
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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/07 15:42:59 (permalink)
    Jesse Screed
    Mine quit working 3 days after the warranty expired.


    My first one quit working 3 months before it was built!
    My current one finally broke on July 14, 2037.
     
    But I have a plan: I'm buying a cheap new one, going back in time to by an rugged old one, then using the old one, go back in time and NOT buy the new one! Pretty clever, eh?

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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/07 16:04:02 (permalink)
    I thought about buying one, but realized I was wasting my time tomorrow. 

    You haven't lived until you've taken the Rorschach.
     
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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/07 17:38:29 (permalink)
    Best thread of 2025 so far!

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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/07 17:44:37 (permalink)
    We probably should reference Einstein's theory of the fourth dimension here (currently shown in Bitflipper's signature). 

     
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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/07 18:20:27 (permalink)
    So now it's "no matter where you go, there you were"?
























    And if not now, when?
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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/07 21:49:04 (permalink)
    yorolpal
    So now it's "no matter where you go, there you went"



    Best line of the week!!

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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/08 21:34:50 (permalink)
     
    I'm already bored with my time machine, and I've only had it a year.
    I probably won't bother getting it.
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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/08 22:56:10 (permalink)
    King_Windom
     
    I'm already bored with my time machine, and I've only had it a year.
    I probably won't bother getting it.




    You have discovered the last remaining time machine pun, well done! I was racking my brains but nothing.....

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    Re: I bought a time machine next Tuesday 2016/02/08 22:58:06 (permalink)
    Hang on....hang on......
     
    The bloke who invented the time machine has died.

    RIP Dave Jones. 1974 - 1746.

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