If you're canoeing down the highway...

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2016/02/10 19:15:53 (permalink)

If you're canoeing down the highway...

...how many pancakes does it take to fix a barn roof?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Snakes don't have armpits!!!
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    michaelhanson
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/10 19:29:36 (permalink)
    Could you not find the FSF?

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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/10 19:45:03 (permalink)
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    Could you not find the FSF?



    Those dudes are FAR too intellectual for me.
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/10 20:53:10 (permalink)
    Gee Beep, don't you have any original jokes? 

     
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/10 22:27:58 (permalink)
    I like those bumblebee/badger hybrids, or bumblebadgers as they were. Also I'm fond of hedgehorses.

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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/10 22:29:48 (permalink)
    There was once a particularly buffoon called Rot. Now Rot had spent his whole life trying to comma but had only managed to full stop. He loved aeroplanes and in fact could fly as many as six dress sizes in one briefcase.

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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/10 23:22:31 (permalink)
    Made perfect sense to me.

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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/11 00:26:21 (permalink)
    I certainly feel more like I do now than I did before I got here!

     
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/11 00:37:48 (permalink)
    Falling is love like on jumping  my brain but you heart won't

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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/11 08:33:24 (permalink)
    Did you know that the guy who invented predictive text died this week?
     
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/11 09:44:49 (permalink)
    This thread makes my ears paisley.
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/11 09:48:57 (permalink)
     
    Be that as it may and it no doubt will.
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/11 18:58:12 (permalink)
    Hey Beepster, I just want you to know, that in another forum, folks were saying that you had received your "Sonar Accredited User," certificate. 
     
    You are really coming into your own.
     
    Pancakes NO, toast yes.
     
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/11 20:26:04 (permalink)
    Uhm... thanks?
     
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/12 07:41:56 (permalink)
    Beepster, don't take that the wrong way.  I only meant that you really know Sonar inside and out.  I consider you very well versed in many aspects of the program.  So I meant that with the utmost respect.  You're not a craig, or a scook, or a robert e. bone yet,, but that will take a few more years, and then I will grant you your Sonar Doctoral Certificate.
     
    Sure, I'm the new guy, nobody gets me just yet, so when I say something in jest people question my gender, IQ, or my age, but I always remember where I'm at.
     
    This isn't Kansas anymore.
     
    I close my eyes, repeat "there's no place like home," click my heels three times.....open my eyes.....and I'm still stuck in the coffe house where snakes don'rt have armpits and people canoe down the middle of the street.
     
    So, you gotta believe me when I say you really know your Sonar stuff, especially about those "take layers."
     
    Peace
     
    Hey, you want to join my movement? 
     
     
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/12 10:37:40 (permalink)
    This thread makes perfect elephants to me. When time jellyfish comb their eyes over and my coffee turns the color of dissonance, it's comforting to imagine that there's a thread where cheese explains what reality's goat meant when it evaporated into clouds of gravity. Actually, the comforting thought is that this thread is near that one and that the pandas haven't yet blossomed into disappointment.
     
    Also, Time soon will have always waved poodles by their imaginations and then imploded into possibility. Then again, who hasn't done that?

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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/12 11:10:51 (permalink)
    'Zactly!  Finally a voice of reason. 
    ("Snakes don't have armpits?" Yeah, right.  As if.)

     
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/12 11:26:07 (permalink)
    Jesse Screed
    Beepster, don't take that the wrong way.  I only meant that you really know Sonar inside and out.  I consider you very well versed in many aspects of the program.  So I meant that with the utmost respect.  You're not a craig, or a scook, or a robert e. bone yet,, but that will take a few more years, and then I will grant you your Sonar Doctoral Certificate.
     
    Sure, I'm the new guy, nobody gets me just yet, so when I say something in jest people question my gender, IQ, or my age, but I always remember where I'm at.
     
    This isn't Kansas anymore.
     
    I close my eyes, repeat "there's no place like home," click my heels three times.....open my eyes.....and I'm still stuck in the coffe house where snakes don'rt have armpits and people canoe down the middle of the street.
     
    So, you gotta believe me when I say you really know your Sonar stuff, especially about those "take layers."
     
    Peace
     
    Hey, you want to join my movement? 
     
     
    Jesse Q. Screed




    Ah... I see. A friendly loon. That's all good.
     
    I've just been acquiring a few cranky detractors lately (or one using multiple handles) so I was sure if that was snark.
     
    Carry on.
     
    PS: The only movements I'm good for these days are of the bowel variety... and even those can be unreliable/of poor quality.
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/12 20:04:37 (permalink)
    Hello Beepster, I'm glad we're cool, because I really meant what I said. 
     
    Your explanation of take lanes, which I have struggled with, really makes me want to learn how to use them better, and efficiently. 
     
    You hit the nail on the head that it takes some extra patience to figure them out, but all the truth you laid out about them made me realize that I can get this down and I can make it work for me.
     
    I kind of know what you mean about taking a little heat from others.  Just dobn't be deterred when it come to sharing your insight into Sonar.  I always learn a lot form you.
     
    Your nice loon friend
     
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/13 11:31:30 (permalink)
    If you find it helpful then it's worth it.
     
    I get cranky sometimes but I can be "cool" with anyone willing to be cool themselves even amidst wildly differing opinions.
     
    Best to ya, Jesse.
     
    Cheers.
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/13 15:01:59 (permalink)
    "Sonar Accredited User," certificate. 
     
    I wish I had one. 

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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/13 15:36:33 (permalink)
    bayoubill
    "Sonar Accredited User," certificate. 
     
    I wish I had one. 




    Hang on, I'll print you one.  Heck, if you'd like I could make you either a Professional or Master as well! 

     
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    Re: If you're canoeing down the highway... 2016/02/13 16:19:10 (permalink)
    I "print" myself a new certificate every morning but the ink is kind of stinky and the paper rather flimsy (although absorbant) so I flush it with everything else. That way I start fresh, clean and ready to digest any new material I encounter throughout the day.
     
    Gotta keep that knowledge flowing freely otherwise it backs up and causes blockages.
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