Jesse Screed
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Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
I'm serious. Hey Mark, I see Mr. Kanye West wants 1,000,000,000.00, http://www.dailynewsx.com/news/business-news/kanye-west-wants-1-billion-from-facebooks-mark-zuckerberg-27102.html but I'm wondering if maybe you could get more return on your investment. I noticed that India dealt you a blow. http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35522899 I commend your efforts to press on, but if you really want to reverse that sanction, I think you need to do the opposite thing. Mark, did you know this? http://water.org/water-crisis/water-sanitation-facts/ So, if you invest in fresh water infrastructure, folks would see you as a positive influence, and they would open their arms to your social media. It is kind of hard to care about "likes" when one is thirsty, or stinky, or can't boil rice. Think about the women that must care for babies, or grown men for that matter. Give me 10,000,000,000.00, and together we'll make a difference. OUT, just saying Jesse Q. Screed
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/15 20:43:06
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I very much doubt Mr Zuckerberg visits this dump.
I'd heartily advise contacting him directly rather than posting an open letter in some nondescript internet backwater.
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drewfx1
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/15 22:48:58
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/02/16 04:41:37
I'm not rich, but I'll personally donate $10 to Kanye if he'll just shut up and go away once and for all.
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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craigb
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/15 23:17:49
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I don't think Kanye is worth $-53,000,000. From what I've seen and heard, he's worth less (one or two words).
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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slartabartfast
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/16 00:56:59
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Kanye wants the money for his "ideas." 
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craigb
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/16 03:02:36
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Hey Mark, my ideas are (AT LEAST!) half as good as Kanye's so how about $500,000,000?
Heck, Kanye's "ideas" have already lost him over $50,000,000 so they must be really good, eh?
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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jamesg1213
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/16 03:19:33
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/02/16 04:41:49
I'm pretty sure my missus could end up with £1,000,000 inside a month.
If someone gave her £2,000,000 to start with...
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/16 04:29:23
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jamesg1213
I'm pretty sure my missus could end up with £1,000,000 inside a month.
If someone gave her £2,000,000 to start with...
Chortle
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Beagle
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/16 08:31:53
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Jesse Screed
I'm serious.
Hey Mark, I see Mr. Kanye West wants 1,000,000,000.00,
Who is "Mr." Kanye West?
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bapu
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/16 09:08:21
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jamesg1213
I'm pretty sure my missus could end up with £1,000,000 inside a month.
If someone gave her £2,000,000 to start with...
I'd have £2 left because there ain't no plugin that costs that amount.
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Beagle
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/16 10:30:47
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bapu
jamesg1213
I'm pretty sure my missus could end up with £1,000,000 inside a month.
If someone gave her £2,000,000 to start with...
I'd have £2 left because there ain't no plugin that costs that amount.
I can make juan for ewe. just give me your bank account number and PIN and I'll take that £2 out for you.
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ston
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/16 10:45:46
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"Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: The attention Landgon Cobb is receiving is inflating his ego. It's going totally Kanye!"
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drewfx1
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Re: Hey Mark Zuckerberg, Give Me $10,000,000,000.00
2016/02/16 12:44:43
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ston
"Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: The attention Landgon Cobb is receiving is inflating his ego. It's going totally Kanye!"
Funny, I've sort of decided that based on what he's managed to accomplish so far, Kanye will go down in history and people will still be uttering his name generations from now. (but only as a disparaging term of course) 
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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