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2016/03/01 15:51:16 (permalink)

Laugh of the day (just for nerds)

It must be true, I saw it on the internet...
 



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    Mesh
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    Re: Laugh of the day (just for nerds) 2016/03/01 16:05:06 (permalink)
    I found that duct taping secures the batteries the best and I upgraded to using 2 D-Cell batteries......WOW!!!

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    Re: Laugh of the day (just for nerds) 2016/03/01 16:11:31 (permalink)
    very helpful! Specially the part about using 2 D-Cell batteries!

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    Re: Laugh of the day (just for nerds) 2016/03/01 16:28:37 (permalink)
    Why waste your time and effort on this unreliable kludge to reduce local resistance when you can just purchase an oxygen-free Cat 6 cable from Monster for just $249.95. With the batteries, you have to wait until the cable warms up to the optimum temperature, and speeds degrade as the batteries run down. 

     
    Also, since the primary inductance source in any setup of this sort is due to the shorting of signals between the operators ears, to get the maximum effect it is useful to drain off that interference by inserting an approximately 18 inch length of nominal 1 inch pure copper tubing into your rectum. Some people recommend attaching the tubing to a four foot fluorescent tube using a bungee cord, but that is not only unnecessary if the tube is doing its job, it is just crazy.
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    Re: Laugh of the day (just for nerds) 2016/03/01 21:05:05 (permalink)
    Laugh of the day; FOR SURE!
    you're killin' me; someone call 911.....
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    Re: Laugh of the day (just for nerds) 2016/03/02 00:52:36 (permalink)
    "...because electrical tape conducts electricity..."
     


     
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    Re: Laugh of the day (just for nerds) 2016/03/02 11:25:22 (permalink)
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    Why waste your time and effort on this unreliable kludge to reduce local resistance when you can just purchase an oxygen-free Cat 6 cable from Monster for just $249.95. With the batteries, you have to wait until the cable warms up to the optimum temperature, and speeds degrade as the batteries run down. 
     
    Also, since the primary inductance source in any setup of this sort is due to the shorting of signals between the operators ears, to get the maximum effect it is useful to drain off that interference by inserting an approximately 18 inch length of nominal 1 inch pure copper tubing into your rectum. Some people recommend attaching the tubing to a four foot fluorescent tube using a bungee cord, but that is not only unnecessary if the tube is doing its job, it is just crazy.




    Go get them Slarta ... right on!

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    Re: Laugh of the day (just for nerds) 2016/03/02 13:07:16 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2016/03/02 21:06:23
    Is this guy the head engineer for Monster?

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    Re: Laugh of the day (just for nerds) 2016/03/02 13:12:10 (permalink)
    I just found out that YouTube has movies for rent or purchase. =/
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    Re: Laugh of the day (just for nerds) 2016/03/03 10:17:39 (permalink)
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    I just found out that YouTube has movies for rent or purchase. =/




    Yeah ... I bet they could make a fortune on porn ... of any kind, too! Music included!

    Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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