Beepster
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Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
Ever had to work with a Koala Bear? Sure they're cute but entirely USELESS!!!
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/05 17:33:09
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/03/05 17:51:12
Beepster
Ever had to work with a Koala Bear? Sure they're cute but entirely USELESS!!!
And dangerous too! There was one that went into a restaurant, had dinner then guns down the waiter and starts walking toward the exit. Another diner asks "Why did you do that???" "Because I'm a Koala. Look it up!" the bear replied. So the guy gets home and opens his dictionary to see "Koala Bear - Eats shoots and leaves." 
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bayoubill
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/05 17:36:25
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Finally! I thought I was the only one that notices this sort of stuff! When was the last time you had to depend on a platypuss? Well don't! Them oversized jackrabbits ain't any better neither! If you work with one of them you just might wind up getting beat up. They love to fight!
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/05 17:52:48
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Then of course there are Tasmanian Devils.
Thugs of the animal kingdom.
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/05 17:58:33
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I Am convinced my X Mother In Law was a Tasmanian Devil in this country illeagley!
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/05 18:43:11
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koala`s are not bears-they are Marsupialia-a commonly quoted misconsception.
also known as a "drop bear"-used to work a treat with backpackers,especially at night when they surround the camp and roar away like real bears-pretty scary although they are apparently "stoned" most of the time.
cheers
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/05 18:53:44
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webbs hill studio
koala`s are not bears-they are Marsupialia-a commonly quoted misconsception.
also known as a "drop bear"-used to work a treat with backpackers,especially at night when they surround the camp and roar away like real bears-pretty scary although they are apparently "stoned" most of the time.
cheers
Ok. There was one that went into a restaurant, had dinner then guns down the waiter and starts walking toward the exit. Another diner asks "Why did you do that???" "Because I'm a Koala. Look it up!" the marsupial replied. So the guy gets home and opens his dictionary to see "Koala - Eats shoots and leaves." Better? 
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/05 20:07:46
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What about those cola bears....they're soda fizzy at first, but they soon become flat and corn syrup straight. 
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/06 10:17:18
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''A kangaroo, he can be useful, he'll sit up at the table, hold a cup of tea in his paws...but a monkey, he's useless, he'll just hold you up''
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/06 11:38:04
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webbs hill studio
koala`s are not bears-they are Marsupialia-a commonly quoted misconsception.
also known as a "drop bear"-used to work a treat with backpackers,especially at night when they surround the camp and roar away like real bears-pretty scary although they are apparently "stoned" most of the time.
cheers
Apostrophes are commonly misused. 
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webbs hill studio
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/06 17:15:01
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Apostrophes are commonly misused. that(`)s not unusual-we have lot(,)s of inbreeding down here and common misuse is rife!(sic) cheers
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/06 19:21:00
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webbs hill studio
Apostrophes are commonly misused.
that(`)s not unusual-we have lot(,)s of inbreeding down here and common misuse is rife!(sic) cheers  Trust me, Australia doesn't corner the market on that!
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Re: Marsupials are becoming almost unemployable
2016/03/08 13:54:08
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Beepster
Then of course there are Tasmanian Devils.
Thugs of the animal kingdom.
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