bayoubill
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Am I Bad Grandpa?
I have been labeled bad Grandpa by my Granddaughters! Am I bad to the bone?
This has something to do with me whistling at certain passers by the mall
Introducing myself as handsome grandpa
Stating I co-authored the Kama Sutra to new women I meet
using a blender to take my " happy blue pills"
Inviting all their friends to non existent slumber parties!
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 12:05:44
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/03/31 12:07:43
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/03/31 15:22:44
It's your grandkid's fault that you're a bad grandpa.
(Otherwise you'd simply be bad.)
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 12:48:31
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bayoubill
Inviting all their friends to non existent slumber parties!
Are you Steven Tyler?
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 12:51:07
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Hi, If you can play that song ... you bet!!! 
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 14:23:33
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/03/31 15:23:27
I've tried to be a bad grandpa, I really have. But those kids are just too well-adjusted and sensible. "This movie's rated 'R', grandpa. We have to ask Mom...". Read the poster, smart-ass. It says "must be accompanied by an adult", and my driver's license says I'm one of those. It's all perfectly legal. Here's twenty bucks - go get yourself some sugar.
 All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to. My Stuff
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bayoubill
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 15:10:27
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What I want is for all their moms to come to a non existent slumber party. Is there such a thing?
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 16:18:00
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I'd agree with your granddaughters, but maybe you'd like another opinion.
Go ask Grandma about your behavior. Run with that. Her assessment is probably pretty accurate.
“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy” is attributed to Benjamin Franklin perhaps in error, but the thought remains a worthy sentiment nonetheless. 
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bayoubill
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 16:38:22
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There is NO Grandma!!!
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 16:40:17
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☼ Best Answerby bayoubill 2016/03/31 16:55:48
bayoubill
What I want is for all their moms to come to a non existent slumber party. Is there such a thing?
Are you trying to throw a MILF party???
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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bayoubill
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 16:42:45
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bayoubill
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 16:54:41
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MILCMB - mothers I would like to cook breakfast!
Becan specialty a must !
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bayoubill
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 18:35:23
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Congratulations would be more appropriate
One day when I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I asked the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 18:39:51
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Perhaps you could offer the group some soup? 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bayoubill
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 18:42:58
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Yeah! Once on a tour I was tired and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife.
She was mean too! I told her that I was tired of her running me in circles so she nailed my other foot to the floor!
MEAN!
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
2016/03/31 19:17:06
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bayoubill
Congratulations would be more appropriate
One day when I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I asked the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said, "Because you came home early."
I meant condolences for the dissolution of your marriage generally. Having been divorced (from someone, who, from your descriptions, may have been related to your ex-wife), I know that the ordeal takes a major toll. Being married to such an individual as you describe is worse, for sure, but the soul wrenching of divorce (for any who are invested in trying to make a relationship work) is a given. Good luck with your granddaughters.
“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy” is attributed to Benjamin Franklin perhaps in error, but the thought remains a worthy sentiment nonetheless.
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/03/31 20:54:43
My Grand Daughters are 21 and 19. They still look like little kids to me. As far as my wife goes, witch is never far enough. I eventually went to a psychiatrist. I didn't find out later that she was also seeing a psychiatrist....2 plumbers, a preacher, and my bartender 
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/03/31 20:50:10
We're all bad grandpas on this bus.
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
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post edited by Mesh - 2016/04/01 09:28:16
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Re: Am I Bad Grandpa?
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post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2016/04/05 14:34:51
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