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2016/04/01 10:33:06 (permalink)

Bass player claims to own an Alembic

Turns out it was just the logo in Adobe Illustrator format.

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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 11:49:53 (permalink)
April Fool's...
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 11:50:33 (permalink)
We're all April's on this bus.
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 12:15:25 (permalink)
whenever I read the word Alembic, it looks like it should be a procedure.
'I have to go in to Hospital and have an alembic...'
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 12:17:41 (permalink)
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whenever I read the word Alembic, it looks like it should be a procedure.
'I have to go in to Hospital and have an alembic...'


That would be a painful procedure.
 
My Alembic is HUGE.
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 12:21:52 (permalink)
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whenever I read the word Alembic, it looks like it should be a procedure.
'I have to go in to Hospital and have an alembic...'


That would be a painful procedure.
 
My Alembic is HUGE.




I bet you say that to all the girls
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 12:22:06 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/04/01 17:01:52
I wish I had an Alembic Bass…
 
in the mean time this will have to do for now 
 

 
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 12:23:31 (permalink)
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whenever I read the word Alembic, it looks like it should be a procedure.
'I have to go in to Hospital and have an alembic...'


That would be a painful procedure.
 
My Alembic is HUGE.




I bet you say that to all the girls


Nope, only to one Pretty Lady
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 12:24:32 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/04/01 12:58:57
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daryl1968
whenever I read the word Alembic, it looks like it should be a procedure.
'I have to go in to Hospital and have an alembic...'


That would be a painful procedure.
 
My Alembic is HUGE.




I bet you say that to all the girls


Nope, only to one Pretty Lady




I see what you did there - well done
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 12:51:52 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/04/01 13:14:15

Bass player claims to own an Alembic

 
Never believe anything the bass player says - Miles Davis

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 12:59:19 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/04/01 13:14:56
*Pfft...*  NOBODY owns an Alembic!

 
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 13:17:08 (permalink)


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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 13:46:43 (permalink)
I'll drink to that

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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 14:21:26 (permalink)
Alembic Bass or not …this guy Good Lawd 
 

 
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 14:32:20 (permalink)
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Alembic Bass or not …this guy Good Lawd 
 

 
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My goodness......that's some talent!!

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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 16:49:32 (permalink)
then what's an alembical cord and what baby is it attached too? 
 
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/01 18:03:24 (permalink)
So who is this anemic bass player?

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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/02 10:36:25 (permalink)
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We're all April's on this bus.




Was just watching Barclay James Harvest and in both the DVD's the guy plays ... yep you got it ... and it's a beauty cherry red like color, too!

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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/02 10:43:43 (permalink)
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So who is this anemic bass player?


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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/02 11:49:01 (permalink)
I used to be a dopey illustrator.

 
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/02 12:39:06 (permalink)
Am I the only one picturing Bapu in the Olympics? 
 
Okay, now Am I the only one?
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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/02 13:16:52 (permalink)
On the swim team doing the butter fly. Nope, not picturing it.

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Re: Bass player claims to own an Alembic 2016/04/02 20:38:08 (permalink)
Am I the only one not paying attention and thinking about becan? 

 
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