drewfx1
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Job opening for freelance becan critic (!!!)
http://uproxx.com/life/bacon-critic-job-opening-get-paid-to-eat-bacon/
Extra Crispy is seeking a freelance Bacon Critic to cover the bacon beat, spanning bacon’s role in food, drinks, and culture. Our Bacon Critic can live anywhere in the U.S. and will spend a three-month appointment researching, writing about, obsessing over, and critiquing bacon. Yes, this is a very real paid freelance position we’re looking to fill in the near future.
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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bayoubill
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Re: Job opening for freelance becan critic (!!!)
2016/06/01 20:37:46
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Becan? can't be Becan? cuz it's Becan
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bapu
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Re: Job opening for freelance becan critic (!!!)
2016/06/01 21:36:31
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/06/02 09:19:19
raw fried.
Finally a job for Bobby.
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ampfixer
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Re: Job opening for freelance becan critic (!!!)
2016/06/01 22:04:08
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Regards, John I want to make it clear that I am an Eedjit. I have no direct, or indirect, knowledge of business, the music industry, forum threads or the meaning of life. I know about amps. WIN 10 Pro X64, I7-3770k 16 gigs, ASUS Z77 pro, AMD 7950 3 gig, Steinberg UR44, A-Pro 500, Sonar Platinum, KRK Rokit 6
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bapu
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Re: Job opening for freelance becan critic (!!!)
2016/06/01 22:08:46
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ampfixer
Does the Beagle know?
He'e certainly NOT the hiring manager.
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drewfx1
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Re: Job opening for freelance becan critic (!!!)
2016/06/01 23:48:05
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I don't think they'd hire Beagle - they'd be too afraid of telling him he had to go home when his three months were up.
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Beagle
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Re: Job opening for freelance becan critic (!!!)
2016/06/02 08:31:34
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/06/02 09:25:43
what's there to critique????
becan...nomnom...good...next
becan...nomnom...good...next
becan...nomnom...good...next...
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drewfx1
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Re: Job opening for freelance becan critic (!!!)
2016/06/02 12:38:26
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☄ Helpfulby Beagle 2016/06/03 16:17:56
Beagle
what's there to critique????
becan...nomnom...good...next
becan...nomnom...good...next
becan...nomnom...good...next...
Serving sizes?
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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craigb
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Re: Job opening for freelance becan critic (!!!)
2016/06/02 13:19:54
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☄ Helpfulby drewfx1 2016/06/02 14:36:04
Sooooo much better than this job! 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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