Addictive Drums Kits - Summarizing each in terms of an artist or song

I was wondering, if you were to describe each of the kits in terms of a single artist or song, which ones you would choose.  Obviously there is a lot you can do within a single kit, but what if you had only a few words to describe each of them? For me, it might look something like...
 
Fairfax Vol 1 - Foo Fighters
Fairfax Vol 2 - Wilco
Indie - "My Sharona"
Black Velvet - Pearl Jam
Vintage Dry - Chic