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 As always you guys miss the baallatantly obvious.... the guy's a midget!
 

 
Midget or not , that guys is pretty lucky to still be breathing ....
 
I know this threads about cats but my dog Duke has 95 pounds on that cat .
Just the other night I was laying down in my recliner watching TV .
Duke climbed up on top of me just like in that guys first photo and pinned me down just like the dude in the picture ....
I can roll with that for about a half an hour before I either start suffocating or need to take a whizz .... 
Well 3 nights ago while Duke was laying on top of me my recliner gave up the ghost less than 5 min's into the pin down
The bolt for the leg extension sheared on the left side and the metal frame busted all the way through the supporting wood ..
 
Now my recliner is broken , lopsided , a couple of inches shorter than what is was before and it doesn't work worth a $hitt anymore .
 
Did I mention that Duke still has his "own personal couch " all to himself
 
Kenny
 

Maybe eph will tell us if Gilligan, the Professor or the Skipper was his choice. 

Let's try and not ruin the Happy Days of Gilligan's Island, with some Beverly Hillbilly's 90210......mmmkay? 

the 70's were a happier time for mr. ed?

Well , if your single , broke and a musician , your probably in the majority of many musicians ....
When and if you ever get stranded on an Uncharted Island and you think you have to choose between Ginger or Mary Ann
Forgetabout It  ! your a single broke musician and Ginger and Mary Ann are both out of your League ...  
If you happen to be a practitioner of "The Darker It Get's , the better some people look  " Doctrine
You may find out that your much better off chasing after Mrs Howell  A Hit's A Hit right ?
At least you won't be out there hugging coconuts all by yourself in The Moonlight under a Palm Tree
 
Kenny
 
PS, Mr Howell sure wont mind .His Missus is Happy and he is being kept pretty busy using some of his money in an attempt to keep Ginger and Mary Ann up on the latest fashions in baubles and Island beads ...