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2016/08/15 16:18:43 (permalink)

A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods

 
 


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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/08/15 16:21:05 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2016/08/15 16:44:58
Well, at least he asked! 

 
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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/08/15 17:11:21 (permalink)
My dad's favorite joke, rest his soul ...

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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/08/15 18:04:30 (permalink)
My dad's fav joke was.
 
Guy walks in a bar with a banana in his ear.
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Finally the bartender yells "WHY THE FREAKIN' BANANA IN YOUR EAR?"
Guys says, "I'm sorry I can't hear you, I've got a banana in my ear".
 
He used to tell that joke when he was flat out drunk.
 
To this day I still don't get it.
 
 
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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/08/15 20:26:05 (permalink)
Sort of a metaphor that represents the relationship between corporate America and the average person.
 
Because of that, it's art and cannot be removed without council approval.

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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/08/15 23:12:00 (permalink)
bapu
My dad's fav joke was.
 
Guy walks in a bar with a banana in his ear.
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Finally the bartender yells "WHY THE FREAKIN' BANANA IN YOUR EAR?"
Guys says, "I'm sorry I can't hear you, I've got a banana in my ear".
 
He used to tell that joke when he was flat out drunk.
 
To this day I still don't get it.
 
 




 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there??"
"Banana."
"Banana who??!"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there??!!"
"Banana."
"Arrrgh!!!  Banana who???!"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who the *BLEEP!* is there???!!!!!"
"Orange."
"Orange???  Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
 

 
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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/09/13 18:33:49 (permalink)
fnar fnar
 
craigb(ITHRN) is funnier than Mooch.........
 
 
today.
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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/09/13 20:58:13 (permalink)
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bapu
My dad's fav joke was.
 
Guy walks in a bar with a banana in his ear.
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Bartender asks "Why the banana in the ear?"
Guy just stands there
Finally the bartender yells "WHY THE FREAKIN' BANANA IN YOUR EAR?"
Guys says, "I'm sorry I can't hear you, I've got a banana in my ear".
 
He used to tell that joke when he was flat out drunk.
 
To this day I still don't get it.
 
 




 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there??"
"Banana."
"Banana who??!"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there??!!"
"Banana."
"Arrrgh!!!  Banana who???!"
"Banana banana!"
 
"Knock, knock!"
"Who the *BLEEP!* is there???!!!!!"
"Orange."
"Orange???  Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
 




Saw that on The Jackie Gleason show circa 1964.

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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/09/13 23:42:00 (permalink)
Can't tell any modern jokes, they all have words that would violate the TOS.

 
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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/09/14 09:13:37 (permalink)
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Can't tell any modern jokes, they all have words that would violate the TOS.


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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/09/14 17:20:51 (permalink)
How did the midget juggler get in trouble?
 
He kept dropping the midgets... 

 
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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/09/15 13:13:22 (permalink)
craigb
How did the midget juggler get in trouble?
 
He kept dropping the midgets... 




 
What kind of trouble? was he arrested for abusing midgets?

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Re: A Bear and a Rabbit in the woods 2016/09/16 02:01:40 (permalink)
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craigb
How did the midget juggler get in trouble?
 
He kept dropping the midgets... 




 
What kind of trouble? was he arrested for abusing midgets?




Actually I think that's legal...

 
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