Davey baby, first off - DON'T PANIC!!
 
You're not paranoid, hyper or crazeeeeee.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
They really are out to steel your identity.
 
 

 
 
They stole my identity back in 2009.
 
Up until then, I was a successful musician, songwriter, producer, publisher, mogul and musician.
 
I had a string of top 10 chart hits to my name, countless Grammys, a Blue Peter badge and an Oscar for Best Musical Posing Pouch in a Disney Cartoon.
 
And now look at me...
 
A worthless shell, a dessikated desicated dessiccatted dried-up remnant of my former glory.
 
And all because I took my eye off the ball (Plummy fell out of my leopard-skin-print musical posing pouch). Now I struggle to afford a pair of undershreddies to call my own. THEY EVEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO STEEL MY MARKS & SPENCER Y-FRONTS WITH BUILT-IN SKID MARK REPELLANT. The smell I can live with, but the lack of comfort I cannot.
 
So be warned Davey-boy. Keep your cards close to your chest and your underwarez closer, lest you end up like me.
 
You have been warned.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK
 Devastating.

You mispeeled Davestating.