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2016/09/07 11:26:00 (permalink)

intimations of mortality

After I bought the Lifetime thing, Sonar reports my install as being "Valid through 25th December 2037". But is it aware of my pending demise (at no age at all, I might add) or is the software programmed to self-destruct at that point, thereby ending its own lifetime? I'm losing sleep.
 
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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/07 11:34:06 (permalink)
I believe if you check your Membership Details you will see: "You will receive lifetime updates for this product forever!"
https://www.cakewalk.com/My-Account/Membership
 
Search the forum for "2037" and you will find likeminded insomniacs.
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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/07 11:38:15 (permalink)
But I've so much still to give ...
 
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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/07 11:58:56 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/09/07 13:27:19
We plan to have a package available for the afterlife soon. Unfortunately our on staff medium is on an extended vacation at the moment, delaying proceedings :)

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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/07 12:08:18 (permalink)
Isn't that date one of the byte storage boundary overflows?

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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/07 13:08:40 (permalink)
ChristopherM
After I bought the Lifetime thing, Sonar reports my install as being "Valid through 25th December 2037". But is it aware of my pending demise (at no age at all, I might add) or is the software programmed to self-destruct at that point, thereby ending its own lifetime? I'm losing sleep.
 


Oh my, you are the first person to discover this
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
today
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
and after the other 7,346 user who discovered it on day one of the offer.
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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/07 13:49:50 (permalink)
Noel Borthwick [Cakewalk]
We plan to have a package available for the afterlife soon. Unfortunately our on staff medium is on an extended vacation at the moment, delaying proceedings :)




That sounds mildly religious.
 
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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/07 17:23:51 (permalink)
I thought Noel said decaying proceedings

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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/07 20:28:27 (permalink)
At last! We've been waiting for these features for like, forever...
 
Ouija prochannel module
Zombie tracks
MIDI recognition of afterlife events
Warezwolf - utility to check for illegal plugins
Vamps mastering plugin to suck the life out of mixes
 
There must be more...

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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/08 09:00:02 (permalink)
Sorry to bore you, Mr. Bapu. I'll try to be more original in the afterlife.
 
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Re: intimations of mortality 2016/09/08 09:03:50 (permalink)
I'll have joined the choir invisible long before that, sadly. (I wonder if  I could help them record a CD, especially as I'll still be receiving my updates...)


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