A POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONAL GREETING

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious and/or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
 
AND
 
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the United States great (not to imply that the United States is necessarily greater than any other country, or is the only country with a rich cultural diversity) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
 
SUPPLEMENTARY TERMS AND CONDITIONS
 
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
 
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
 
Please accept with no obligation:
 
Love (where appropriate) or else "fondly", or just "cheers".

Calling it the winter solstice or even just winter excludes those in the southern hemisphere and is thus deeply insulting, you should be very ashamed.

Glyn Barnes
Calling it the winter solstice or even just winter excludes those in the southern hemisphere and is thus deeply insulting, you should be very ashamed.