SteveStrummerUK
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My Christmas message .....
I woke up this morning with a spoon in my mouth, a teabag shoved up my nose, milk in one ear and a sugar lump in the other....
..... I'm getting a bit fed up of being treated like a mug.
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Moshkito
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/25 08:25:56
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Hi,
We need a MUG shot!
NOW!
Happy and Happy and all that!
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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bayoubill
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/25 14:26:55
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☼ Best Answerby SteveStrummerUK 2016/12/25 14:58:29
My advise is to move the pieces around for better results. Next time try tea bag in mouth, sugar lump up nose, spoon in ear, and milk in other!
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 06:29:48
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I wonder how many animals the 'royal' mafia will kill or maim in the name of "sport" today .... 
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 09:44:21
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SteveStrummerUK
I wonder how many animals the 'royal' mafia will kill or maim in the name of "sport" today ....
Yup, they should've gone to Iceland...  I get all my Ptarmigan breast fillets and oven ready Swans from there. http://www.peta.org/livin...actory-farm-slaughter/
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 10:33:48
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The Bouy is back......
But his taxes, fees and shipping charges never left us.
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 10:52:05
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/12/26 13:48:06
Merry Christmas...ho, ho, ho.
The wife and I were going to have 8 legs of venison for dinner, until we found out it was two deer.
We had sawseg wrapped in becan instead.
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 11:34:06
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JB! Yay
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bayoubill
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 13:49:36
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"We had sawseg wrapped in becan instead."
BRILLYANT!
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 13:53:33
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The queen is NOT amused! Btw Elizabeth has (by far) the best resting **** face in the world. Not as good as Victoria, but Philip is no Prince Albert!
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 15:01:21
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eph221
resting **** face
 not a clue
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 15:12:16
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 Kenny
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 19:28:28
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I still don't get it  On the down side, had a bit of a major disaster at Straummy Towers this Boxing Day... ... had a massive sink full of washing up to get through and I suffered a slow puncture in me Marigolds 
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 19:29:16
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(... and I could provide pictures to prove it did happen)
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 19:31:03
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 19:31:20
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 19:32:56
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Sheesh ......
........... can I not get a Best Answer thang
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 19:33:24
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No fatty, you can't.
IT'S YOUR OWN FECKIN' FRED
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 19:33:47
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Oh yes.
How right I am.
Thank me for correcting myself.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 19:35:45
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Have I got 30,000 posts yet?
Has the Bakery (JB would lurve that) supplanted the forums yet?
Has the FSF disappeared up its own 'arris?
Answers please..... enquiring mind need to kno.
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/26 21:20:41
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/12/27 04:48:27
And the Queen declares that Boxing Day be renamed Posting Day in Steve's honor! (Er, um, I mean "honour!") 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bayoubill
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/27 00:15:33
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that was close craig! be strong or you'll find yourself spelling Becan wrong! ....just sayin....
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/27 09:01:06
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SteveStrummerUK
Have I got 30,000 posts yet?
Has the Bakery (JB would lurve that) supplanted the forums yet?
Has the FSF disappeared up its own 'arris?
Answers please..... enquiring mind need to kno.
Never mind all that, far more important things need to be answered like... What was in your Boxing Day sarnie?
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: My Christmas message .....
2016/12/27 09:28:13
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jamesg1213
SteveStrummerUK
Have I got 30,000 posts yet?
Has the Bakery (JB would lurve that) supplanted the forums yet?
Has the FSF disappeared up its own 'arris?
Answers please..... enquiring mind need to kno.
Never mind all that, far more important things need to be answered like...
What was in your Boxing Day sarnie?
Am I that predictable Details HERE 
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