One for Steve

Once upon a time there was a very successful businessman named Tom who wanted to increase his profits.
He had himself cloned and, as expected, Tom 2 helped double Tom 1's business.
The only problem with Tom 2 was that he had a filthy mouth. Every other word was @#&%@ this or *#&%# that, and while Tom 1 enjoyed the increased cash flow immensely, his customers were beginning to get fed up with Tom 2's profanity and wanted him gone.
Deciding that he had made enough money (now you know it's a fairy tale), he took Tom 2 to the roof and threw him off.
The cops arrested Tom 1 for making an obscene clone fall.