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November 19, 17 5:34 PM (permalink)

Apparently I have a fruit fetish ...

 
....  according to my currant girlfriend.

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 5:53 PM (permalink)
Was she a damson in distress?

 
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 5:57 PM (permalink)
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Was she a damson in distress?




If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:02 PM (permalink)
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Was she a damson in distress?




If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


 
That's a bit unraisinable.

 
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:08 PM (permalink)
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Was she a damson in distress?




If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


 
That's a bit unraisinable.




Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:12 PM (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb November 20, 17 5:35 AM
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Was she a damson in distress?




If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


 
That's a bit unraisinable.




Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




I think the first date went badly.

 
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:17 PM (permalink)
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Was she a damson in distress?




If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


 
That's a bit unraisinable.




Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




I think the first date went badly.




Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:18 PM (permalink)
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Was she a damson in distress?




If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


 
That's a bit unraisinable.




Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




I think the first date went badly.




Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?


 
Sometimes that mango's too far.

 
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:21 PM (permalink)
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Was she a damson in distress?




If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


 
That's a bit unraisinable.




Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




I think the first date went badly.




Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?


 
Sometimes that mango's too far.




But then they do say that opposites attract.....maybe given time they'll make a great pear.
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:22 PM (permalink)
 
We planned to marry in secret...
 
 
However, her dad found out so now we cantaloupe.

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:23 PM (permalink)
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Was she a damson in distress?




If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


 
That's a bit unraisinable.




Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




I think the first date went badly.




Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?


 
Sometimes that mango's too far.




But then they do say that opposites attract.....maybe given time they'll make a great pear.


 
I appleaud your optimism...
 
(losing it now..)

 
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:27 PM (permalink)
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jamesg1213
Was she a damson in distress?




If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


 
That's a bit unraisinable.




Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




I think the first date went badly.




Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?


 
Sometimes that mango's too far.




But then they do say that opposites attract.....maybe given time they'll make a great pear.


 
I appleaud your optimism...
 
(losing it now..)




I wonder if she has nice melons ?
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 6:59 PM (permalink)
Sounds like she might be a Kumquat
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 19, 17 7:08 PM (permalink)
no melons pics bummer
btw please alert all when the not-dancing bassplayer is giving away his double new d-mex ok ?
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 5:39 AM (permalink)
She sounds like a real peach Steve.  I bet you got a nice strawberry when you fell for her. 
 
[Insert tasteless joke with the word cherry here.]
 
Dang, Paulo and James didn't leave much, did they? 

 
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 1:56 PM (permalink)
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Dang, Paulo and James didn't leave much, did they? 






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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 2:31 PM (permalink)
I'm trying to think how to introduce durian into this discussion...

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 2:33 PM (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK November 20, 17 4:10 PM
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Dang, Paulo and James didn't leave much, did they? 







Makes you wonder who really has a fruit fetish.....

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 2:40 PM (permalink)
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....  according to my currant girlfriend.




You're such a fruity guy, Stevie!

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 3:32 PM (permalink)
Do you drive a lemon?

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 4:11 PM (permalink)
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Dang, Paulo and James didn't leave much, did they? 







Makes you wonder who really has a fruit fetish.....




LOL 

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 4:12 PM (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby synkrotron November 20, 17 4:14 PM
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I'm trying to think how to introduce durian into this discussion...




Just drop it in naturally durian the conversation 

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 4:15 PM (permalink)
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I'm trying to think how to introduce durian into this discussion...




Just drop it in naturally durian the conversation 




Looks like you beet me to it...
 
(oh... wait... beet isn't a fruit...)

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 5:21 PM (permalink)
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I'm trying to think how to introduce durian into this discussion...




Just drop it in naturally durian the conversation 


 
 
Ah, you old smoothie.

 
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 5:26 PM (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb November 20, 17 9:52 PM
 
You're all mad 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And I believe that from my head down tomatoes.

Tea without sugar is just vegetable soup.
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 5:42 PM (permalink)
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You're all mad 
 
 




Yes, that is a fair point, they are all mad...

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 9:54 PM (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby synkrotron November 20, 17 9:56 PM
I was wondering a) how to introduce "tomatoes" into this thread, and, b) if any of the clueless would try to point out that it's a vegetable (which it is not - even if the U.S. Government has passed a law declaring it one).

 
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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 20, 17 9:56 PM (permalink)
Agree
 
Tomato = Fruit
 
Period
 
Does that mean I have to hide from the Feds now?

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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 21, 17 1:30 AM (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb November 21, 17 5:11 AM
 
 


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Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... November 21, 17 2:43 AM (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby SteveStrummerUK November 21, 17 9:38 AM
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