The Tuba player (CENSORED)

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2017/04/23 13:59:26 (permalink)

The Tuba player (CENSORED)

A Tuba Player went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The Tuba Player took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
The Tuba Player then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said,
"Don't           ,
"You also had              !"
"WHAT! Not us tuba players.."

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    craigb
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    Re: The Tuba player (CENSORED) 2017/04/23 16:31:40 (permalink)
    Who wants a large pox either?

     
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    Re: The Tuba player (CENSORED) 2017/04/23 17:45:08 (permalink)
    I don't get it.

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    Re: The Tuba player (CENSORED) 2017/04/23 18:23:16 (permalink)
    quantumeffect
    I don't get it.




    Take the opposite of what I said in my reply, then, like was done in the rest of the joke, change the "p" to a "c" and there you have it (for whatever it's worth).

     
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    Re: The Tuba player (CENSORED) 2017/04/23 22:53:37 (permalink)
     
    I don't bet it.
     
     

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    Re: The Tuba player (CENSORED) 2017/04/24 02:27:42 (permalink)
    I sense an apology coming! 

     
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    Re: The Tuba player (CENSORED) 2017/04/24 02:47:24 (permalink)
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    quantumeffect
    I don't get it.




    Take the opposite of what I said in my reply, then, like was done in the rest of the joke, change the "p" to a "c" and there you have it (for whatever it's worth).


    Oh ... I get it now.  He had cubic lice.

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    Re: The Tuba player (CENSORED) 2017/04/24 06:36:39 (permalink)
    I still don't get it.

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