Ok then, heres a less offensive joke

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2017/04/26 23:10:08 (permalink)

Ok then, heres a less offensive joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
To get to the other side.
 
How did the chicken get back to the starting side?
 
He crossed he road again.

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    bapu
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    Re: Ok then, heres a less offensive joke 2017/04/26 23:37:02 (permalink)
    Chickens and roads are gubmunt lyes two.

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    Re: Ok then, heres a less offensive joke 2017/04/27 11:16:17 (permalink)
    "There is no chicken."
     
     

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    Re: Ok then, heres a less offensive joke 2017/04/27 11:17:37 (permalink)
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    "There is no chicken."
     
     





    Then what am I eating at Kfc?????

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    Re: Ok then, heres a less offensive joke 2017/04/27 12:48:30 (permalink)
    Bhav
     
    Then what am I eating at Kfc?????


    DO. NOT. ASK. THAT.

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    Re: Ok then, heres a less offensive joke 2017/04/27 13:02:05 (permalink)
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    Then what am I eating at Kfc?????


    DO. NOT. ASK. THAT.




    THEY. TOLD. ME. IT. WAS. 100%. CHICKEN!

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    Re: Ok then, heres a less offensive joke 2017/04/27 13:03:39 (permalink)
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    Bhav
     
    Then what am I eating at Kfc?????


    DO. NOT. ASK. THAT.




    THEY. TOLD. ME. IT. WAS. 100%. CHICKEN!


    And it probably was....
     
     
     
    .. at some point in its life.

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    Re: Ok then, heres a less offensive joke 2017/04/27 13:04:47 (permalink)
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    Then what am I eating at Kfc?????


    DO. NOT. ASK. THAT.


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    Re: Ok then, heres a less offensive joke 2017/04/27 13:54:57 (permalink)
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    Bhav
     
    Then what am I eating at Kfc?????


    DO. NOT. ASK. THAT.




    THEY. TOLD. ME. IT. WAS. 100%. CHICKEN!




    Oh it is.
     
    Fat, connective tissue, beak, claw....it's all chicken.

     
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    Re: Ok then, heres a less offensive joke 2017/04/27 16:24:21 (permalink)
    Where's the beer and becan??

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