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2017/04/28 19:24:02 (permalink)

Anyone need a wife?

Since I identify as a Beyonce trapped in a male body, wife available on request.
 
*May not appear to look very wifey.

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 19:26:20 (permalink)
Oh brother sister, here we go...... 
 

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 19:27:55 (permalink)
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Oh brother sister, here we go...... 
 


 
You seem interested!

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 19:29:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2017/04/28 19:31:37
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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 19:31:25 (permalink)
I'll tell these guys...
 


 
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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 19:33:22 (permalink)
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Oh brother sister, here we go...... 
 


 
You seem interested!


Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name (bad name)
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name (bad name)
You give love, a bad name

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 19:33:46 (permalink)
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I'll tell these guys...
 





Please do.

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 19:34:51 (permalink)
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Mesh
Oh brother sister, here we go...... 
 


 
You seem interested!


Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name (bad name)
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name (bad name)
You give love, a bad name




No, I make good and loyal wife. And lazy too.

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 19:44:16 (permalink)
Dafydd has some competition.

 
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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 19:51:00 (permalink)
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Dafydd has some competition.




Surely you mean Ting Tong?

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 20:02:46 (permalink)
Ya, I need a life. What price?
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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 20:04:36 (permalink)
Bapu:  quit jerking off.  It makes your eyes crossed.

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 20:10:09 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/04/29 01:59:11

 
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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/28 21:39:19 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2017/04/29 07:18:23
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I'll tell these guys...
 





Looks like the cat and whatever the guy in suspenders is holding could use a break.
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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/29 02:30:45 (permalink)
mines recycled and I don't know if it's a good thing 

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/29 02:31:41 (permalink)
btw. she still not back from Wisconsin 

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/29 02:32:20 (permalink)
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mines recycled and I don't know if it's a good thing 




A recycled wife???

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/29 02:35:29 (permalink)
Long story 
anyway, an elderly bass player man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.
"Of course, my son," said the priest

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
After a brief silence, the old man asked:
"Do I need to tell her that the war is over?".,,.

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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/29 07:19:02 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/04/29 15:22:01
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I'll tell these guys...
 





Looks like the cat and whatever the guy in suspenders is holding could use a break.




Even the dog's got his back to the wall....

 
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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/29 10:18:01 (permalink)
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I'll tell these guys...
 





Looks like the cat and whatever the guy in suspenders is holding could use a break.




Even the dog's got his back to the wall....




Smart Dog there not sniff any butts , wag his tail or show any tongue
The guy on the far right sitting on the unmarked crate of peanut butter seems very frustrated about that so he has resorted to  playing a game of two handed open air pocket pool .
 
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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/29 19:21:55 (permalink)
no thanks, just back from Vegas, looked forward so much but didn't find a single slutmachine in 39 casino's !!!
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Re: Anyone need a wife? 2017/04/29 19:55:29 (permalink)
No thanks for me either.  I'm just getting my life together again and starting to feel happy, why would I want to dork things up again??? 

 
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