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2017/05/18 13:10:59 (permalink)

The Trio

There were 2 musicians and a drummer. 
They stole purses from a department store so they were running from the cops. They ran away and the Guitar Player went up a tree
the Bass Player went to the cow stables and 
the drummer went to the vegetable patch. 
Then the cops walked pass the tree and said they herd something so the Guitar Player said "Cucaw Cucaw". So the cop said "Oh it was just a bird."
 Then they walked past the cow stables and said "Hey I heard something" then the Bass Player went "Moo Mooo". the cops said "Oh its just a cow." 
Then they went past the vegetable patch then the cop said "Hey I heard something over here" 
then the drummer said.... "potatoes! potatoes!" 



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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 14:04:17 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/05/18 14:35:18
A drummer, a guitarist and a bassist are captured by pirates at sea and lined up for execution by firing squad.  The drummer yells "hurricane, hurricane!" and escapes in the water while the pirates are distracted.  The guitarist gets the idea and yells "sunami, sunami!" and also escapes overboard.  The bassist has it all figured out and yells "fire, fire!".  

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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 14:05:24 (permalink)
deleted.  nonsense.

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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 14:36:08 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/05/18 14:49:38
I Am comepletely unfunny!

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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 15:29:08 (permalink)
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I Am comepletely unfunny!


We all have our place 
I just Am useless

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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 15:49:25 (permalink)
bayoubill
There were 2 musicians and a drummer. 

 
This was enough for me! 

 
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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 15:53:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Zargg 2017/05/18 16:08:58
BBZ walks into a bar..........
 
 
Wait..... we can't do that:
 
1) Ken's Beer O'Clock already started in Norway
2) Bapu is mixing in Kalifornification
3) Beebz is tracking (or so he sez) somewhere in Canucklanda
 
 
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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 16:11:05 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/05/18 16:19:36
bapu
BBZ walks into a bar..........
 
 
Wait..... we can't do that:
 
1) Ken's Beer O'Clock already started in Norway
2) Bapu is mixing in Kalifornification
3) Beebz is tracking (or so he sez) somewhere in Canucklanda
 
 


I can do the walking this time  Mhh... Beer.. Eeehh, bar..
 
 
 
The rest are on you guys

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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 17:00:56 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/05/18 17:39:37
Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...

 
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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 17:02:57 (permalink)
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Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...


Did he hurt himself??

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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 17:04:48 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Zargg 2017/05/18 17:08:26
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Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...


Did he hurt himself??




The funny answer is a complete TOS violation so... 

 
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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 17:42:03 (permalink)
BEER and Becan   priceless
 

 
I X started drinking this amber too. I don't know who gave it to her but they were up to no good! 
She does several things now that I haven't ever seen before

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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 17:53:57 (permalink)
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Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...




Funny or sad, this is bad. I have seen blind folks that could see way better than we do. (Santa Barbara is the place!) One of them, used to have over 1K record albums, all UNMARKED, and he could tell you what each and every one of them was! The other, was a nut case, but a great fun one, in that he used to joke about us always needing some light to walk in his place, and increase his electrical bill! His main fun? On Sunday Nights he used to listen to Space Pirate Radio, and then hear this or that ... and on Monday Morning, after the show, he would get on 101 and hitchhike to Moby Disk (when it was on Victory Blvd before its move to Ventura Blvd), get the particular album and more, and then hitchhike back ... and immediately wake Guy up and tell him ... I got the new Banco that just came in! ... and this would get played the following Sunday ... 
 
And of course, listen to Rachel Flowers ... and you gotta figure that the not being able to see helps with the musical concentration we don't have ... and she can play and do stuff that we can not even dream about trying!
 
Give it a break ... only folks that have no idea what "sight" is all about, will joke on it. But, in my life, a couple of blind folks were far more with it and interesting than many other folks. It would be a treat, to be able to talk to Stevie, or Rachel, or even Ray (before he left us), or Jose ... because their perspective on music and "notes" is something that most of us do NOT understand! 
 
Maybe we're afraid that we have made music really poorly because of our eyes ... we can't see "beyond" the stuff we work with!
 
Please, not for my sake, but refrain from joking about these abilities ... there is always someone that can show you how wrong you are in your attitude about it. A bit more for rear-enders ... Loren could black wire telephones ... and show you how to do it.

Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 20:07:14 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/05/18 20:12:47
 
Hi
 
My mate was incessantly teasing me about my colour blindness ....
 
 
 
.... so I beat him dark grey and grey.

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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 20:58:14 (permalink)
I Am a musisian mucician muscision musichtion  a    gitar plaer

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Re: The Trio 2017/05/18 21:00:47 (permalink)
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u a funkey wite bouy?
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