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2017/09/06 19:52:42 (permalink)

Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from?

I'm pretty sure they do.

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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 19:54:32 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:20:04
I knew a woman a long time ago who thought that when the tide went out, all the fish had to go into the middle of the sea.

 
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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 19:55:25 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:19:52

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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 19:56:56 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2017/09/06 20:03:25
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I knew a woman a long time ago who thought that when the tide went out, all the fish had to go into the middle of the sea.


I still think that.
 
And the world is flat.
 
And.....
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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 20:05:27 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/09/07 07:54:00
Hey if the world is flat where does all the water go at low tide?
 
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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 20:28:30 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:19:37
I found my first roomate's GF in the kitchen trying to boil a kettle of water. The kettle was plugged into a power bar but the power bar was not itself plugged in.
 
I politely (or so I thought) pointed out that the power bar was not plugged in thinking she'd realize her error and we'd chuckle.
 
Nope. She snarked back at me "SO?".
 
A little puzzled and bemused I said something like "Lemme help you with that" and reached to plug the power bar in.
 
"LEAVE IT ALONE!!" she barked.
 
Now realizing exactly HOW dumb (and nasty) this girl was I just shrugged my shoulders, said "ooohkay" and meandered on... but not too far because I wanted to see what would happen when the kettle didn't boil.
 
IIRC the following 15-20 minutes went like this (with me sitting in the living room within earshot of the kitchen).
 
@5-10mins: Some quizzical, frustrated grumbling and shuffling of whatnots.
 
@5-15mins: Increasingly frustrated grumblings with whispered phrases such as "[REDACTED] smartass such and whose and the like" (phrase paraphrased).
 
@15-20mins Girl calmly walks into living room, sits down with her cup of hot tea and casually takes a sip. I asked her in a Leslie Nielson-esque deapan "so... how is it?". Equally deadpanned she replies... "It's just fine thank you"... but oh the daggers in her stupid little eyes.
 
lol
 
 
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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 20:43:26 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:19:27


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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 20:45:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:19:17


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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 20:47:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:19:07


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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 21:25:07 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:18:59
I'm not sure that they're bright enough.....
 
They swim around in water and whilst doing so happen upon some kind of wormy thing that is not generally known for it's swimming abilities and then decide to take a bite.
 
Many humans are not the brightest of souls, but I'd like to think that even the very dimmest of bulbs trying out their new swimming goggles would think twice before chowing down the underwater burger that had just come into view.
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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 21:31:53 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:18:53
mmm...
 
random underwater hamburger...
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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 21:34:21 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:18:45
wet bread = 
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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/06 21:38:46 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:18:37
Don't matter.
 
Got burger.
 
now help me get this hook out of my mouth...
 
it's seems to be attached to some weirdo attacking me with a tiny bat.
 
what a jerk...
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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/07 03:30:24 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:18:29
I liked when Karl Pilkington said that the only reason ocean levels are rising is because people aren't eating enough fish. 
 
Currently I'm reading "Up In The Old Hotel" by Joseph Mitchell, the late reporter for the New Yorker who in the 40's and 50's wrote some of the most wonderfully compelling and fascinating articles about quirky New York characters. It's in my top 3 all time favorite books, you just can't put it down. Anyway in one of the articles he's talking to this old eccentric guy who says "when I was a kid I was fed nothing but seafood. It got so my stomach rose and fell with the tide." Love that. 

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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/07 07:56:11 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:17:54


 
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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/07 11:13:23 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 12:18:02
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Hey if the world is flat where does all the water go at low tide?
 
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Simple. The pancake is elastic. It's a trampoline-effect. When moon is under the pancake the center of it stretches downwards causing the low tide, then it bounces back again when moons gravity pulls it upwards. Stupid.
Which leads me to...how do the flat-earth-folks explain the fact that there's night in one part of the world and day in the other? A curtain? The sun is actually a spotlight?

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Re: Do you think fish go home and lie about the size of the guys they get away from? 2017/09/07 15:15:49 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/09/07 15:34:13
I hear it all comes down to density.  The density of those who believe I would assume...

 
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