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2017/09/20 01:33:57 (permalink)

Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent

Full story here: http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/gwyneth-paltrow-sells-vampire-repellent-on-goop/ar-AAsetzm?li=AA2qN5v&ocid=spartanntp
 
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 02:18:54 (permalink)
I read that as someone selling Gwyneth Paltrow's goop as vampire repellent.  My bad.

 
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 17:40:00 (permalink)
as long as it works,
i'm down.

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 17:48:05 (permalink)
you don't see any vamps around her do you?  hmmm?

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 18:21:58 (permalink)
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you don't see any vamps around her do you?  hmmm?


But some us have seen the goop (aka FSF).


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 19:22:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/09/20 19:25:41
Seems expensive. Walmart's got vampire repellent for only $4.24. It's may not be organic, but it probably works just fine.
 


“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy” is attributed to Benjamin Franklin perhaps in error, but the thought remains a worthy sentiment nonetheless.

 
 
 
 
 
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 19:36:44 (permalink)
I still remember making a recipe that called for a "clove" of garlic.  I didn't understand and put this in:
 

 
Needless to say, there were no vampires around my place for a long time!

 
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 21:49:55 (permalink)
Man repellent is more like it.
 


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 21:59:46 (permalink)
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I read that as someone selling Gwyneth Paltrow's goop as vampire repellent.  My bad.




I don't want any of that boney ****es goop.  Prolly has Iron filings in it anyway ...

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 22:00:35 (permalink)
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I still remember making a recipe that called for a "clove" of garlic.  I didn't understand and put this in:
 

 
Needless to say, there were no vampires around my place for a long time!




Garlic is second only to bacon as an essential nutrient

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/20 22:13:19 (permalink)
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I still remember making a recipe that called for a "clove" of garlic.  I didn't understand and put this in:
 

 
Needless to say, there were no vampires around my place for a long time!




Garlic is second only to bacon as an essential nutrient




In my world, cheese comes after becan.  Plus, I know any recipe that includes milk and butter is probably going to taste good!
 
This is why my scrambled eggs taste so good.  They include becan, a touch of milk, cooked in a buttered pan and has garlic seasoning.  Of course, there's also a healthy quantity ("my" definition) of diced ham, plus some seasonings with onions, celery and parsley flakes (all part of a PicSweet "Seasoning Blend" with the garlic).  I have a few "secret" ingredients in there too.  Then cover with some cheese, melt it and there you go!

 
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/21 17:39:03 (permalink)
Today show was talking about this poop
 
psychic vampires was mentioned
 
the first ingredient listed on this pap was "LOVE"
 
if i could bottle love I be a rich man
 
total krap

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/21 18:42:45 (permalink)
I don't know about goop. I heard her Manpire Accelerator for wimenz's  seems to be a hit in some circles

 
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/25 01:10:06 (permalink)
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/25 09:35:27 (permalink)
S.L.I.P.
http://www.kixcereal.com/...loads/2013/06/goop.jpg


 
I got to post the pic ...It looks like a typical Coffee House members brain

 
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent 2017/09/25 13:13:03 (permalink)
I follow some anti-goop people on Twitter.
 
You would not believe the down right dangerous things they get people to buy.
 
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