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2017/10/09 19:28:16 (permalink)

I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden ....

 
.... this miserable old woman started shouting at me, "That's disgusting, I hope you're going to scoop that up"
 
 
 
 
**Pfft/Harrumph** 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
.... she didn't even give me chance to wipe my arse properly.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/09 20:04:58 (permalink)
Okay. I like this one.
 
 
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/09 20:13:33 (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby SteveStrummerUK 2017/10/09 21:09:54
Not a joke but about a month ago I was tooling around doing stuff in the gimpmobile. So as I'm trucking along on a really rather wide hunk of sidewalk (being ultra careful/observant as always because people don't bloody well watch where they are going) I see this old lady hobbling along and looking at me coming in her direction.
 
So I give her tons of room and say hello as I passed by her. She was giving me the old dagger eyes and not so quietly muttering "OMG, that is SO dangerous!"
 
It's friggen' wheelchair, lady... going like 2mph... nowhere near you.
 
Calm down.
 
Of course I just grinned and nodded because old people are cray and totes weirdballs.
 
 
 
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/09 20:50:42 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/10/09 21:09:47
See a line. Get in it.
 


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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/09 21:09:22 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Beepster 2017/10/09 21:12:32
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Of course I just grinned and nodded because old people are cray and totes weirdballs.
 
 
 




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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/09 21:13:06 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/10/09 21:13:37
This day has just become WIN!
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 03:49:44 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Zargg 2017/10/12 08:04:32
True story but I remember the hot summer day I was walking along by the Hudson in flip flops, and this girl walked past with a dog which came barreling right up to me and sat on my foot. We did the "oh that's so cute" routine and she walked away. It was then I noticed that there was an almost perfectly round brown circle on my foot. Couldn't get home quick enough. 

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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 13:31:41 (permalink)
Whatever you do, don't Google, "round brown circle on my foot."
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 14:30:07 (permalink)
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Whatever you do, don't Google, "round brown circle on my foot."



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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 16:10:57 (permalink)
That's why I quit going outside. I can't find any privacy! Or paper 

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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 18:50:12 (permalink)
 
"Poo"
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 19:09:01 (permalink)
Poof

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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 19:13:57 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/10/10 19:33:08
Again with the vicious English slang, Baps.
 
You gunna put up with that, Strummy?!
 
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 19:17:40 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/10/10 19:33:05
bapu





 

 
I think you're supposed to say LGBT these days old boy.
 
 
 
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 19:34:28 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Beepster 2017/10/10 19:38:16
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Again with the vicious English slang, Baps.
 
You gunna put up with that, Strummy?!
 
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!


You need to wean us from such atrocities.
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 19:35:37 (permalink)
Anyone would think he'd been on a bender.

 
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 19:37:43 (permalink)
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Anyone would think he'd been on a bender.


Ya, I have a Bender B-Bass
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 19:38:05 (permalink)
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You need to wean us from such atrocities.




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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/10 19:40:22 (permalink)
Forget the Hokey Pokey. Teh LULZ is what it's all about.
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Re: I was out walking the dog when all of a sudden .... 2017/10/11 04:43:08 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/10/11 22:32:04
I'd give you the definition of "banal," but it's obvious and boring.

 
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