Hey Beeps!!

 
Would you mind doing your old mate Straummy a massive favour 
 
Me 55 year-old eyesight ain't what it once was.
 
Anywho, I notice that in every single feckin' post you make, you feel the need to add a few comments/asides using a very small font.
 
Now, I find these prosaic and literary gems almost impossible to read without having to put on me specs.
 
I would therefore greatly appreciate your kindness with the following:

• Please could you start your posts in a slightly larger font, and then add all the other crap using normal font.

 
That way I don't miss out.
 
For example:
 
Instead of:
 
Hey Straummy, go shaft yerself with the rough end of a pineapple
 
Hehehehehealltehlulz
 
 
Please consider:
 
Hey Straummy, go shaft yerself with the rough end of a pineapple
 
Hehehehehealltehlulz
 
 
 
 
 
Thanks and cheers.
 
 
 
Lurve from Straummy.
 
 
 
I know you wont do it for me but it didn't do any harm asking 
 
 

lulz...
 
Trust me. You ain't missin' much bruv.
 
 
 
butbeepsterincorporatedappreciatesyourconcernandfeedback.fart
 
:-D

 
I think it's his way of trying to get us back for all the embedded vids.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
But the poor fool doesn't realise that nobody except Strummy even bothers to try and read it.

Ya, what he said.