The little piggy that went to McDonald's only went there to find a hit man to take out the other 2 piggy's .
He was a smart little piggy and he knew enough to pay off the Big Bad Wolf in cash ....1/2 now , the other 1/2 when the job was done .
Little did the Big Bad Wolf know that it was all a set up orchestrated by none only than Vito Be Can Colin . The head of The East Coasts Dark Pork Belly's Underworld ...
The plan was to give the Big Bad Wolf the wrong address to the 3 little Piggy's homes .
Vito's lieutenant second in command The Big S was planted on the scene to facilitate that bold strategical maneuver.
When The Big Bad Wolf asked him for directions The Big S simply pointed his hooves in the wrong direction so the Big Bad Wolf would simply attack the wrong address ..
Little did The Big Bad Wolf know what he was in for
The Plans execution was flawlessness and it came off with out a hitch.
A lot of people think the Movie Deliverance came up with the phrase " Squeal Like A Pig "
Well, I suppose the historical accuracy of that can statement be debated endlessly depending on who you ask
Kenny