eph221
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I'm an alcoholic..
But I don't do AA!
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:45 AM
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Quasimodo walks into a bar and says "Double whiskey please" Barman: "Bells OK?" Quasimodo: "Mind your own *@!*ing business"
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eph221
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:47 AM
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says *give me a beer and a mop!*
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craigb
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 7:43 AM
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Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 8:29 AM
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☄ Helpfulby craigb November 10, 17 12:29 AM
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome is hilarious.
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craigb
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 12:30 AM
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Daryl and two monkeys go into Bapu's bar...
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 3:53 PM
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☄ Helpfulby craigb November 10, 17 5:00 PM
Four musicians and a drummer walk into a bar . . .
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BobF
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 3:56 PM
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The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:00 PM
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:04 PM
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jamesg1213 Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome is hilarious.
I no. I wuz dare.
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jamesg1213
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:06 PM
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245,176 blokes go into a pub. First bloke in says 'my round!' Idiot.
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bapu
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:06 PM
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eph221 But I don't do AA!
So technically you are not practicing abstinence or working on your recovery.
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:07 PM
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NagBap walks into a bar. No one can ever leave.
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:14 PM
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK November 10, 17 7:08 PM
Paulo, Evan, Norton, Ian & Steve walk into a bar... They're all asked to leave for being too immature.
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BobF
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:24 PM
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bapu
eph221 But I don't do AA!
So technically you are not practicing abstinence or working on your recovery.
It's not a problem unless you WANT to stop drinking
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:25 PM
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I like those old pub games, Space Invaders..Asteroids..oh, and 'Gandhi Pinball', where you had to get 3 balls in the magic narn to light the peaceful transition to independence.
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bapu
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 5:27 PM
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Jyemz is the original pinball wizard?
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 10:46 PM
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☄ Helpfulby BobF November 10, 17 11:34 PM
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ****ing bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating ****!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?
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BobF
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 11:33 PM
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☄ Helpfulby craigb November 11, 17 1:22 AM
craigb Time passes...
A time traveler walks into a bar
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 10, 17 11:34 PM
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paulo A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ****ing bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating ****!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?
LOL!!
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 11, 17 0:18 PM
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That reminds me! I Am trying to get XX to take up ventriloquism so she can scare her gynecologist
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 11, 17 0:24 PM
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bapu NagBap walks into a bar. No one can ever leave.
'Cept Beeps, cuz he be a little crazypants and ain't nobapsody got time ferdat. oogabooga!
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sharke
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 11, 17 1:46 AM
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500 geese walk into a bar. Luckily, an animal welfare officer was able to round them up humanely and escort them to the lake they were originally headed to.
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 11, 17 1:51 AM
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10,000 maniacs walked into a bar. They played a decent show but noone remembered who the heck they were.
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 11, 17 2:23 AM
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I'm drinking for Sunday brunch... I'm going to have 15 mimosas and get a massage down at Thai Basil Yin Yang and Massage Spa
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eph221
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 11, 17 7:18 AM
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Happy hour is at 5 and I'm only up to 3 <magnolia thunderpussy>
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 11, 17 4:52 PM
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Beepster and duck walk into a bar. The bar tender said
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craigb
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 12, 17 0:24 PM
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A Catholic priest, an Irishman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Is this some kind of joke???"
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Beepster
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 12, 17 0:26 PM
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I ate an entire duck last week. True story.
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craigb
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Re: I'm an alcoholic..
November 12, 17 0:30 PM
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 Some ducks are better than others.
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