I heard Brandon Ryan is going to buy Branson MO for Cakewalk and give it to Richard.

Hi,
You know that Richard is actually royalty right?  He was first in line of the kin of Dingledorf when it was merely a province in the Naughtsohope shire.  Back the real men were slaves to the castle kings and no one was ever allowed to create music because music was evil and couldn't be heard within 1000 meters of Dingledorf.  However, Tim Conway and his merry band of men became Dorf Central and overtook the kindgdom from Richard by lobbing avocados into the castle mote.  when they lobbed enough of them they walked across them like tacos on Tuesday and then overtook the castle by inventing the play "The King and I."  
 
some say that Shakespeare penned that play, but he was an idiot and didn't know a pen from a pencil condenser!  I know plays and Shakespeare didn't write any plays, he was just a figurehead for the queen of England, Mary the fifteenth and a half.  Since no one would have come to a play created by Mary, she hired Shakespeare to be her ghost writer and once they were all released she was so distraught that she beheaded herself!
 
but bapu wouldn't know anything about any of this because he doesn't create real music!  He and the coffee house band just regurgitate the same thing over and over like all of hollywood does all the time.  they think we like this stuff they call music but really we just buy it because it's there and we have no other real music to put money on.  if bapu were a real musician, he'd create real music with real chord structure and progression like I do because I am the ultimate authority on everything music and stage!
 
But you all know that so I won't continue to ring my own bell, well maybe I will but I will do it with bapu because he's the king of bells and I'm the king of music.  
 
If you don't believe me, just ask me because I know what I am and I am what I am and you're not.  but you knew that already because you're reading every single word of what I'm typing because I'm the greatest thing you ever saw ever.
 
cheers.