Drummer Jokes

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2018/02/06 20:04:07 (permalink)

Drummer Jokes

No, not the usual "Q: what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? A: homeless".
 
If you haven't seen it yet, and you have Netflix, check out Fred Armison's "Standup for Drummers". Jokes by and for drummers, e.g. Sheila E as a drum shop salesperson demonstrating the new "Octapedal" that eliminates the usual hassle when you're playing 8 kicks at once. His tour of drumkits through the decades is actually somewhat educational.
 
 
 


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    TheMaartian
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    Re: Drummer Jokes 2018/02/06 20:54:12 (permalink)
    Looks like fun. Added to my list. Thanks for the heads-up!

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    Re: Drummer Jokes 2018/02/06 22:32:48 (permalink)
    Thanks senior flipper.
     
    We gonna watch tonight!

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    Re: Drummer Jokes 2018/02/06 23:01:29 (permalink)
    Awesome.  Added to my list.  I was afraid it might not be offered on Netflix Canada, but there it is! 

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    Re: Drummer Jokes 2018/02/07 00:43:11 (permalink)
    Q: What do you call a drummer without sticks?
     
    A: A front man.

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    Re: Drummer Jokes 2018/02/07 04:24:51 (permalink)
    The various dialects bit was pretty remarkable.

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    Re: Drummer Jokes 2018/02/07 07:22:56 (permalink)
    Thanks for your suggestion. 
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