Fifty Shades of Grey - A husband's tale...

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Fifty Shades of Grey - A husband's tale...

The missus bought a Paperback, 
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey". 
 
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
 
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip! 
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip. 
 
Well fifty years or so ago; 
I might have had a peek; 
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
 
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
 
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later; 
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
 
Now if you knew our Mabel, 
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered. 
 
She stood there nude and naked 
Bent forward just a bit 
I went to hold her, sensual like 
and stood on her left tit.
 
 
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!? 
She moaned and groaned then shouted out: 
"Step on the other one"!! 
 
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day. 
Suffice to say my jet black hair, 
Turned fifty shades of grey.
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    batsbrew
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    Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - A husband's tale... 2018/02/13 22:49:02 (permalink)


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    Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - A husband's tale... 2018/02/13 22:59:17 (permalink)
    I admit it. You got a laugh out of me. Nice job (I guess).

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    Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - A husband's tale... 2018/02/19 12:24:04 (permalink)


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    Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - A husband's tale... 2018/02/19 14:09:23 (permalink)
    Replace "Mabel" with "Thora Hird" and you're onto a winner!

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    Re: Fifty Shades of Grey - A husband's tale... 2018/02/19 14:57:39 (permalink)
    I had a similar experience the other night when XX recorded the movie from HBO.
    I feel your pain 

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