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2018/09/21 23:02:24 (permalink)

How to Fart

Lift one leg and push from the diaphragm....
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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/21 23:27:45 (permalink)
Being the huge rockstar I am I'm in no short supply of fans eager to do my bidding.
 
I keep one at the foot of my bed specifically to blow my own farts directly up my nose.
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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/21 23:45:18 (permalink)
No instructions needed.

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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/23 20:22:43 (permalink)
You must be a veteran. I nominate you for the congressional medal of odor.
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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/24 12:57:00 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2018/09/24 23:16:03
If you're over 40, this is also how you sh!t your pants.  Got to be veeery careful...

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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/24 23:16:17 (permalink)
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If you're over 40, this is also how you sh!t your pants.  Got to be veeery careful...






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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/25 22:01:17 (permalink)

 
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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/26 20:05:55 (permalink)

How to Fart

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I keep one at the foot of my bed specifically to blow my own farts directly up my nose.


 
                           
 
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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/27 12:25:32 (permalink)
Can't verify this but I heard if your wearing skinny jeans or nylons your shoes fly off.

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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/27 12:35:19 (permalink)
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Can't verify this but I heard if your wearing skinny jeans or nylons your shoes fly off.


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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/27 12:40:49 (permalink)
With practice, you could learn to hover kind of like those kids that can burp the ABCs.

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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/27 12:58:27 (permalink)

 

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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/28 11:35:39 (permalink)
 
 
                  
 
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Re: How to Fart 2018/09/28 19:25:39 (permalink)
                                                    Windy
                                              

                                  The Reigning Fart Club Champion of the 2018 Woman's Division 
                                                                              
 
 

                                            
 
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https://www.youtube.com/user/Kennywtelejazz/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=1
 
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Re: How to Fart 2018/10/04 19:31:32 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Voda La Void 2018/10/05 13:10:08
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If you're over 40, this is also how you sh!t your pants.  Got to be veeery careful...




 
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