Hello, hello, hello......

Heh, heh, heh, I'm not the only one here....
ATM, at work doing some OT til afternoon.
Then, will try to get on with my 'real job'

Who said that??
 
 

 

He just may have read it.....what it means is a whole different thing.

is there anyone at home?

I once had a girlfriend who I liked very much and who seemed to like me very much too. We got on very well and I thought that she might actually be "the one" until a car accidentally ran over her foot which resulted in her having to have two toes removed. From that point on things changed. I was always short tempered with her and generally gave her a hard time about everything so unsurprisingly she eventually left me and her parting words resonated for days ............" you need help". Deep down I knew that without wanting to I had driven her away, so I thought that maybe I should indeed seek some professional input. I went to the doctor and explained what had happened and he immediately said that he had seen this sort of thing before and he knew exactly what the problem was......I was lack toes intolerant.

I once dated a girl who said she liked my eyes.
Then one night she took them home.
Know that I will never find another girl with eyes like mine.